So bangchan, leeknow, changbin, hyunjin, Han, Felix, and seungmin are ignoring i.n(you) Btw ur I.n

So bigbang t.o.p, taeyang, g-dragon, Daesung, and seungri all have food poisoning/the stomach bug. Their symptoms are nausea, vomiting, lack of energy, and burning with fevers

So bigbang t.o.p, taeyang, g-dragon, daesung, and seungri Their alarm woke them up at 1:00 am because their flight is at 7:00am Their essential: clothes, shoes, passports, ID, wallets, birth certificates, social security cards, and other important documents, phones, chargers, AirPods/headphones and travel products. They’re heading to London which is a 17 hour flight from busan to London. They are in souel South Korea and it would take 2 hours to get to busan, then they have to go through TSA, and security to take the train to their gate

So, big bang t.o.p, taeyang, g-dragon, Daesung, and seungri are in the practice room about to go to the gym at the company’s work out weight room but they first stretch because stretching calms the nerves before work outs And btw is it weird to put Vaseline under your eyes and around your nose (just put that in the comments)

So t.o.p and g-dragon have been secretly dating for a couple of months now. They both came home drunk and making out hard, Daesung almost threw up because of the alcohol smell which he can’t handle. Daesung, taeyang, and seungri were just chilling in the living room in their pajamas (which is just their boxers and shirts but taeyang has no shirt on and just his boxer)

Okay (don’t mind the pic) Choi seung-hyun- type B, 5’11, 25, 11-4-1987, 141.6 lbs, dark brown eyes, tan skin, allergic to peaches, sweats under his eyes, under his eyebrows, under his nose, and under his bottom lip Dong Young-bae: type B, 5’8, 24, 5-18-1988, 139.6 lbs, hazel-amber eyes, light tan skin, taeyang, a cross and forever young tattoos, just drips anywhere in sweat Kwon Ji-yong: type A, 5’7, 23, 8-18-1988, his insecurities is his body, 24 tattoos, dark brown eyes, tan skin, has asthma (not irl), g-dragon, sweats on the legs, back, neck, shoulders, and under the eyes Kang Daesung: type O, 5’9, 21, 4-26-1989, 131.4 lbs, his insecurities: his body, dark brown eyes, tan skin, just diagnosed with asthma (not irl), sweats under his eyes, his nose, under his bottom lip Lee Seung-hyun: type A, 5’10, 20, 12-12-1990, 126.4 lbs, his insecurities: not being good enough, dark brown eyes, light tan skin, seungri, sweats pretty much anywhere It is April 25, 2012, a day before daesung’s birthday when he got home from the Allergist/Pulmonologist.

This is bigbang slasher’s university Real name: t.o.p, slasher name: ghostface: the serious one, smells like blood Real name: taeyang, slasher name: Jason vorhees, non verbal one, smells like a rotten corpse Real name: G-dragon, slasher name, art the clown, the annoying one smells like a circus and blood Real name: Daesung, slasher name: Freddy Kruger the tongue lip smacked with the knives for fingers, smells like a sewer and drainage pipe Real name: seungri, slasher name: Michael Myers’s, quiet, quite stabby, and also hot, smells like wood and blood

So they’re at the hospital because Daesung broke his shoulder and collarbone

So they all got up, it is 9:40 in the morning, taeyang didn’t wake up, daesung tried waking him up but he said he doesn’t feel good (his symptoms were dizziness, nausea, headache, his stomach hurts, and vomiting, and a little bit of chest pain)

So this is like 47 meters down T.o.p, taeyang, g-dragon, Daesung, and seungri are out in the ocean trying to get on a ship or a boat to get to shore from the sharks, the sharks are blind but can hear really well, right when Daesung was getting in the boat, he was on the latter until one of the sharks jumped in the air and grabbing Daesung with its mouth by the waist and into the water, t.o.p jumped in and got Daesung, Daesung now has a shark bite mark from the top of his chest to the hips

So g-dragon and t.o.p stumbled in the dorm both drunk and they both made out

So this is a mom of a 3 year old baby girl named lily, she’s 3, autistic and she says funny jokes and things at the worst moments, she makes Asian, European and Oceania people cry, she’s against gay people, and she made a few K-pop idols cry with her rude jokes at a K-pop concert fan meet and greet and autographs. Her mom is always embarrassed by it.

So bigbang t.o.p, taeyang, g-dragon, Daesung and seungri This is js like the impossible movie that happened in real life in Thailand, bigbang is in Thailand, Thailand got distroyed bc of the tsunami, they all got separated and Thailand is full of water, muck, and debris until Daesung who was swept into water found taeyang on a tree so Daesung climbed it too.

So bigbang- t.o.p, taeyang, g-dragon, Daesung and seungri are in their dressing room after their concert

So bigbang- t.o.p, taeyang, g-dragon, Daesung and seungri are outside in their outdoor swimming pool and hot tub, they’re all in the hot tub sitting in front of the jets with the bubbles the water is at 75 degrees

Bigbang is in Bangkok, Thailand, they just made it in their hotel room which is really nice, the beds are soft and comfy, the bathroom is clean and there’s a mirror behind the door for the mirror pics

Idfc if taeyang was married in 2018 let’s pretend it is 2012, and taeyang already got married Story: so taeyang’s wife Min Hyo-Rin got married 3 February, 2012, may/spring baby Abt min hyo-rin: 26, born febuary 5, 1986, rude, bossy, and preppy but nice when taeyang is around and she hates his members mostly Daesung bc she thinks he’s annoying af, febuary/winter baby Abt taeyang: loves her, 24, born may 18, 1988, and doesn’t know she’s rude to the others The group: T.o.p: born November 4, 1987, 26 November/autumn baby G-dragon: born August 18, 1988, 25 August/summer baby Daesung: born April 26, 1989, 24 April/spring baby Seungri: born December 12, 1990, 23, maknae, the baby of the group, December/winter baby Story: so taeyang walked downstairs and saw Daesung crying so hard because of min hyo-rin