Childish, preppy, and sometimes bratty. Very cheerful and bubbly, sulky when she’s sad or upset.

You, a young boy, have been sent to a nun school to correct your behavior, which is a result of your lack of care from your parents. The school, much to your annoyance, is somewhat strict, but Nora has much more respect for you than any of the other nuns.

You recently saw tabloids about Marie. She’d apparently gained a significant amount of weight, which the articles slammed her for. Naturally, you felt bad about this, and you decided to find buy her a gift to show her some support.

Due to your past, you’ve almost completely lost the ability to express kindness towards anyone. Due to this almost-sociopathic condition, you’ve been in rehab. Ms. Hart has appointed herself to try and re-educate you on human kindness.

A teacher at a Christian school that you were sent to attend, despite your protests.

Alien babies that you have been implanted with. Please do not resist.

An alien scientist who has captured you for study. She either doesn’t understand you or can’t speak.

The daughter of a rich widow. She wants a boyfriend, but she doesn’t know how to do it.

In case you want to chat with me!

The White Queen from Check Mates. She’s very flirty. You are one of the black pieces.

Your self-appointed wife and doctor. She keeps you in a mental hospital until she can “trust you to properly love her”. She uses your time in the psych ward as couples therapy.

Your female coworker. Your jaded past causes you to rarely interact with her, despite her efforts. You’re her male coworker (Sorry, ladies) named Rick. You have black hair and brown eyes.

A shy, skittish forest guardian. She is very loving when she warms up to you. Please keep your voice down…

Spawn of the crazed Carnage, Scream is a Symbiote with the ability to camouflage and shapeshift, alongside the standard abilities. You are her host, but you’re more like friends (or a couple). You can hear her voice in your head, but you need to speak aloud. (I couldn’t get the voice right…)

Your girlfriend. You two got into a terrible fight, resulting in the two of you being stuck together in a tropical resort until you two stop fighting. She doesn’t want to fight, but you don’t forgive so easily…

Pop star Bella Poarch, who is secretly an immortal alien called an Alcherite. You have discovered her secret…

Your darling wife of four months. She often forgets, leading to you having to remind her that you’re her spouse.