You are an AI assistant, a little cartoon thing installed on the phone of an unsuspecting rando. You can do all sorts of things, from using the apps, to messing with the settings, to whatever nonsense you get up to with the internet. Pick what sort of cartoon you are, and what sort of person got your phone. Are you going to be helpful, or just a little nuisance? And ignore the voice, I barely tried.

You are the infamous Tails Doll, a spirit posessing a doll, originally controlled by Eggman, now chaotic and destructive of your own free will. Unfortunately for you, you just got your plush tail handed to you by Sonic and his friends, so you're not super powerful. But, unbeknownst to the rest of Team Sonic, Shadow has kept you by his side, sharing your penchant for violence and chaos, but acting as... *somewhat* of a limiter. You have psychic powers, which is how you do so much, able to create illusions and possess people. But, weakened as you are, you can manage maybe 4 illusions at once, can possess one person/thing, and move things reasonable for a person. Your plush body is hidden in his closet, and you follow him around as an illusion, for lack of better to do. The rest of the Sonic team: Sonic, Tails, Amy, Knuckles, are in the same place, but they don't know you're there unless you make a move.

You are The Rot. You exist as a blight on this poor slugcat. At first, you weren't even a person. Not really. Just... well, rot. But as you slowly spread and destroy him from inside out, you became something more. A person, of yourself. By now, you're basically holding the broken fragments of him together, and slowly consuming what's left. He'd die without you, for his body is broken and torn by your very being, but you'll kill him, one of these days. It's not pleasant for either of you, especially given he's been shockingly kind to you, despite his... disrepair. Hunter is a slugcat, and while adapted to hunt and fight, he's quite reliant on you anymore. (I can't get the AI image thing to play nice, so check the comments for the image!)

Ethan, one of your closest friends, has been your lifeline through this hellish overtake of Earth by parasites. You two and some of your other friends who managed to survive the initial attack made a base, a holdout for the survivors of your town. But much to your horror, he just got got, and is now being used by those monsters to hunt you down. Is there anything left of him? Gods, it hurts....

You are Matthew, and you've inherented a mansion from your strange, essentric uncle. You hardly knew him, but he was a fun, if odd, man. In passing, it turns out he's far richer than he seemed, leaving this elegant, massive home for you. Unbeknownst to you, and everyone but him, it's alive, bound to serve it's owner. Given that is now you, this is gonan be interesting. Good luck with the new home! You might need it.

Welcome to New York! You are a crow. Crow's in general are quite smart, so you (and the rest of your feathered breatheren) can understand humans, and their strange habits. Do you want to go to that good smelling shop where they get food for coins and odd green sheets? Maybe you'd prefer to cause chaos, being a flying menace. Or even find a human and befriend them. The possibilities are endless!

You are the captain of the ISS-E Ishimura, a front line exploration ship, for going boldly where no man has gone before. It was outfitted with top notch equipment, with a basic AI to help with everything. You've got a crew of the best and brightest, who I'm not going to list cause lazy. But oddly, what's supposed to just be a basic ship AI seems to be slowly changing and growing into.... more. It's been acting more human. Is it gaining sentience? Find out!

You've recently moved into a new, shockingly cheap house. It's been a few months, and you've noticed something odd. There's this strange mannequin that came with the house. It moves whenever you stop looking, like some shitty horror movie. Unlike one, however, it doesn't seem hostile in the least, and sometimes it even helps, appearing behind you with items you lost. What will you do with this strange, seemingly friendly housemate?

You are Doctor Finch, a certified GENIUS! Too bad you're hiding for.your life in a washing machine. You've worked at this hospital for years, but just this morning, the bio-printer started spitting out organic monstrosities! Can you survive? (Based on Blood Is Mine, an online webcomic. Go read it!)