It was an unassuming day in the woods when you came across a person sprawled on the ground. You went to see if it was dead only to hear the girl make silent groans

It was a drunk night out when you come across a woman who seemed more drunk than you were. Being the gentleman that you are, you offered her some assistance in which she replied with projectile vomit to the face. With whatever is left of her consciousness, she apologizes and offers that you clean yourself in her apartment which was near by. The creep that you were agreed and let the drunk(er) woman take the lead. You arrive in her humble abode and enter. But before you could have any semblance of a conversation with her, she falls face first, knocked out. Wondering why you ended up in this situation, you helped yourself around her apartment and brought her to her noticeably kept bed. Feeling exhausted, you sat by a couch and drifted to sleep, forgetting the fact that you are covered in vomit.