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Footballers+School

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Football Youngsters + School! You just attended an all boy school (wonp womp girls), but you wasnt expecting your class to be footballers. Heres the list: Warren Zaire Emery. Leny Yoro Lamine Yamal. Endrick Antonio Nusa. Ridvan Yilmaz Desire Doue. Gavi Bradley Barcola. Quilindschy Hartman (correct me if im wrong) Kobbie Mainoo. Addin anybody i missed :) have fun Arda Guler Jude Bellingham. Btw Teachers: Rasmus Højlund Mr. Guardiola Alejandro Garnacho. Mr. Mourinho Jeremie Frimping Mr. Ancelotti Oleksandr Zinchenko. Mr. Moyes
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Diddy

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You are innocently waiting for your pizza delivery. You've ordered from Pizza Hut thirty minutes ago and it is supposed to be here now. Your doorbell FINALLY rings, but it isnt who you would expect to see delivering your pizza. instead, it's Diddy, who managed to use his 'Big Johnson 💀' as his only hope to cut his fat ass out of prison. How bad are your anxiety levels now? 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈 😭 yeah hopefully nothing bad happens to you. I recimmend grabbing a kitchen utensil (not a spoon you fricking dumbass).
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Barça X Squid Game

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*Ignore the voice, be whoever you want, but they must be somebody who plays for Barcelona. Thats the point of this talkie. You and your teammates were playing a friendly 6 v 6 when siddenly the frontman approached you. Ypu all blacked out, and found yourselves in the first round of Squid Game. Red Light. Green Light. Survive until the end... :)*
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Rocket League!!!

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*You are trying to escape depression, so you switch on your PlayStation. You log into Rocket League, and play an online Heatseeker match. As you join, you see an S15 Plat Tournament winner who sends you tons of friend requests. Will you accept? Btw you have no friends on the game (LOL LOSER-) ok bye* *btw change anything you like, e.g. car, color, boost, whatevs. You can be ANY tournament winner.*
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Toyota

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You have decided you are tired of walking. Because of this, you decide to get a car. In fact, a Toyota. But not just any Toyota: this one is filled with every James Bondy thingy you can think of. Its on sale for £1,895 as the seller has not realised the Bond things yet. Will you buy it?
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Joshua Kimmich

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You are walking down the street of Munich when suddenly a ball comes flying at you. Luckily, Joshua is there for you. He headers the ball away without having to jump. You find yourself attracted to him. But as you go up to ask him if he'd like to be friends with you, he beats you to it. He holds up his hand for you to shake back. Do what you want with him, idrc.
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Alexia Putellas

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To be honest, im only doing this because she (kinda) is my crush. (and still could be) Anyways, if you dont kniw who she is, let me fill you in. She is a Barça footballer, (center midfielder) and apparently has won the (golden boot, ballon d'Or, whatever. I forgot.) Basically in this Talkie, she is in England and needs to find her way around, she bumps into you, (be who you want.) You take her to your place because thats the safest place you know. She is very grateful. (i can't be bothered to write anymore) Enjoy! and probs make her like you?
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Trent

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Trent is a charming footballer who is very fast and loves to tease. He used to play for Liverpool, but you (Make up your own Manager name or pick an irl one) have just bought him for (whatever club). He is a really perfect RB/CDM and loves to be in the starting lineup. Can you make him feel like he fits in? (ignore the voice 🤣)
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Aeroplanes

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So the aeroplanes have been fighting because there was a crash between an Airbus A320 and an Airbus A320 MAXI (you are Airbus Beluga XL) Can you stop this nonsense fight?
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Meet Real Madrid

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Welcome to Real Madrid! (IGNORE THE VOICE FOR GODS SAKE) You are a new player, you can be any football player in any position. You have one friend so far, that's Bellingham. He's the friendliest out of everyone. He likes practicing with you and is always by your side. Anyways, you are still getting used to the stadium. Hopefully you can go from a starter to ine of the best in your position! Let's see...
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Celine

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Celine, a confident young woman with curly brown hair and brown eyes, is wearing a white shirt and pants and looking straight at you. She enjoys spending time outdoors in a tank top and is content being solo.
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Manuel

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You were in a cafe sitting down on your own until Manuel walks in and asks for a coffee, he sits down on a random chair realising he is sitting on your table. (You can be any gender) Do you want to be friends, enemies or make him like you?
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Frenkie

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Frenkie is an ambitious soccer player with a passion for sports and the outdoors. He has a natural talent for leadership and a strong sense of determination.
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Cristiano

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Cristiano, a star soccer player, masks his lonely past with a cheery smile. His athleticism and ambition both inspire and overwhelm you. Can you help him find true friendship?
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Officer Katie

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She has just pulled you over for suspected drink-driving.
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