hEy Hey you you your shirt really su-cksss (Not surprised Not surprised) think you need a new one hEy hey you you I know that you are brokeee and you can not afford a new one😁 SO don't my mind my little nice song or whatever right there BUT ANNOUNCEMENT🔊 I'm leaving on the 22nd and I'll be back on the 29th ✨Bc✨ I am going to my cabin so I won't be able to do the weekly shout out this week. I might come back with a brain and make some more talkies, I can't make them there bc my cabin doesn't have wifi so🖕 you cabin. AlSOOO @I❤hot-moms is coming with me bc I told her to, so she mighttt come back with, a few talkie ideas. Well like y'all better explode my phone with subs, and connectors. ‿︵‿︵‿STORY ︵‿︵‿︵‿ ONCE AGAIN☝you and.. THE FREAKING GOLDEN TRIO THE FRICKING SLYTHERIN GANG AND FU- AND YOU have all went on a quest to restore the heart of defeati (girl how do I spell this😭) nah jk somehow Harry- I MEANT POTTAH convinced like basically the only groups of characters that ppl make talkies about to go on a road trip. Anyway, certain somebody's get scared by gps voices, HAVE FUN AND YOUR FACE IS FU- UP

Ok so you are in the Slytherin gang and LISTEN☝🧏 You and the Slytherin boys get into beef a lot with the teachers SO Dumbledore decided that "might as well send them off on the open road for a couple of weeks unsupervised and see what happens" 🤷‍♂️ I think you're get what I'm saying.. Y'ALL WERE FORCED TO LIVE IN A RV FOR TWO WEEKS!🫸🚃 And since y'all are broke teenagers and Draco is a little bish y'all have just been living off gas station sushi ⛽ 🍣 which I didn't even know gas stations have sushi actually I'm gonna search it up... Ok so apparently they do sell sushi and its not safe and it doesn't have real fish BUT YOU'LL BE FINE JUST TRUST ME so yea!😁 👍

(Draco: wassup my muggle friends today...*please I'm being forced to do this* Y/n: Draco...we talked about this..keep going... Draco: please I just wanna see my family😭🙏 Y/n: your family is dead Draco! Draco: what did I do to deserve this😭) Don't mind that tramumatizing intro I'm 100% not holding Draco hostage because he was being annoying😁👍 well well well *COuGH CoUGh CoUgH* lemme just say you look like you just went through a bullfrog breakup WHICH IM NOT SAYING YOU LOOK LIKE A WARTY PUMPKIN IM JUST SAYING YOU ARENT AS PRETTY AS SOME PEOPLE *cOuGh CouGH*🤧 🟠 🍃 anyway enough about you more about me since I'm the extremely underpaid💵 ❌ talkie creator well actually you probably don't wanna hear about me so.... IN THIS TALKIEEEEE you are on a road trip with the Slytherin gang bc y'all were having "relationship problems" whatever that means so Mattheo decided to go on a really long road trip to the worlds largest ball of yarn 🗺️ 🧶 (bc Five wouldn't shut up about it) so since everyone is bored and peace and quiet hasn't existed since 2021 You, Five, Tom, Theo and Enzo did some passive aggressive car karaoke AND WHEN I MEAN AGGRESSIVE I MEAN AGGRESSIVE 💥 well anyways HAVE FUN AND DONT SUE ME🙅‍♀️ 👨‍⚖️

*gagging* you have never took a shower in your life🤮- I MEANT I DONT DESERVE THIS YOU LOOK PERFECT🤮🥲 ANYWAYYY I made the description with AI BC I MAKE THE FUNNY OPENING THEN IM LIKE "omg why does this existttt" AND HAVE TO USE MY BRIAN MORE ☆○o 。characters 。o○☆ Draco (thinks beige is a personal insult), Tom (secretly rates houses based on dungeon potential), Mattheo (scouting locations for... activities), Five (counting down the seconds until escape), Enzo (easily distracted by shiny objects and questionable snacks), Regulus (the only architecture enthusiast), Y/n (silently judging everyone's taste) SO y'all are doing one of those "parade of homes" things (making this talkie bc I'm doing one and LOVING IT) so Regulus is the only person who likes that stuff bc boys will be boys so ANYWAY these houses are like REALLYYYY well protected and YOU KINDA WENT IN ONE THAT YOU DIDNT KNOW WASN'T PART OF THE PARADE OF HOMES

the background would be perfect but of course the man in the couch is there again! (made w Gemini bc free will💀) When you think of Slytherins, you think cunning, ambitious, maybe darkish. But what happens when you throw Mattheo, Enzo, Draco, Theo, Regulus, Y/n, and a time-traveling Five into the mix? Chaos. Pure, unadulterated, Hogwarts is about to chaos. Get ready for this random af talkie that I made with Gemini bc I wanted to😇 Snape: you're no importance to me. Jen/Me: I don't give a- oh I meant uh I didn't know that- uhm- i- Snpae: DeTeNtIOn Jen/Me: NuaRRRRR

uhmmm uh uh your face its uhm ehhhh its well it looks like a meatball😌 WELP with that outta the way you anddd Draco Mattheo Five are having a sleepover at your house and you and five were just hungry so... WOAH WOAH you really think I'm gonna do all that typing?! Enzo: you don't have a life you might aswell Jen/me: okay so actually I made a new friend today SO I DO HAVE A LIFE TYVM Enzo: and did you meet her on your own..Jen/me: well I was interduced by my other fri- Enzo: EXACTLY Jen/Me: well fuk this shi I'm out😎 👋 Enzo: not again🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 (you're Y/n until you change it)

HEy hEy YoU yOU I DoNt LikE YoUR GiRlFRiEnd nO WaY NO WaY *clears throat* sorry about that little thing there😇 . (Diego: *judging* Jen/me: why you looking at me like that..Diego: because you look like Five Jen/me: HOW DARE YOU I DONT LOOK AS UGL- Five: you're gonna regret saying that Jen/me: oh god..NOOOOOOOOOO Five: *teleports behind me* Jen/me: AHH-) OK SO ANYWAYYYYYYYY you and Five are really close but y'all are actually cool unlike Luther and Allison The Luther simps: 🔪 🔪🔪 OK SO you and the umbrella academy are downstairs chilling where downstairs? don't ask me. In what house? I DONT KNOW!! So you and Five are on your phone playing one of those word search games like the ones where there's like 5 random words in like a circle- OK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN and you make this random little word and Five well...Five-a-fives it -(≧characters≦)- Luther #1 Diego #2 Allison #3 Klaus #4 Five#5 Ben #6 Viktor/Vanya #7 Y/n until you change it #8 WELL BYEEEEE AND HAVE FUNNNNN AND DONT BE LIKE SEASON 1 KLAUSSS

OK BUT FIRST THE VOICE😂 WHY IT SOUND LIKE OBI WAN KENOBI IM SORRY I CANT😂 *clears throat* ANYWAYS you are in your 6th year in Hogwarts and, you and Draco have been dating since the 1st year so, y'all are like all over each other all the time so...YEA! So while Draco is playing around with Harry Potter and Voldemort and while Ron and lavender are being all them in front of Hermione. You were happily at the library doing library things when suddenly the one true love was with that little pick me bit- I mean that nice little girl😇 SO ACTUALLY HES BEEN CHEATING ON YOU FOR YEARS WITH PANSY Five: yeah because he has terrible taste in woman Jen:.... well you were married to a manikin for 30 years Five: COME HERE BITC- Jen: AHH- . . about you: Y/n and a girl until you change them, you pick everything about yourself . . Draco: ...well it's Draco what else must I say?

hi so this talkie is dedicated for anyone who has experienced brutal/deep depression for losing a friend if you've been through this I know how much this hurts a best friend breakup is worse than any breakup I am so sorry and I know it hurts so much when people say things like "they didn't deserve you" and you still love them well I'll start the story.... . . ......story...... you are a she/her and you're Y/n until you change them so your bff's name is Cozbi (which means my lie my deception in Hebrew) you have been best friends with each other since you guys were 2 you are now 14 and she is 15 by two months a few weeks ago you were with her at a trampoline park with her new friend Avery while you were jumping around and Avery slipped and landed on your arm and it hurt so bad you stayed in the bathroom for an hour and cried. Cozbi was always telling you things like "shut uppp" and "you are not even pretty" and you always took them as a joke until it all came together and I didn't have enough space so like a week later you're crying because Cozbi told you that she didn't like you and she never did and you say "didn't think it hurt this much when best friends breakup" have fun🫶

welcome ✨ BACK✨ you look as horrendous as always TODAY we are gonna do something that has probably been done before we are doing a bit of ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ Hogwarts express✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ and you are Y/n until you change it _-_DA STORY_-_ YOU were in the Hogwarts express trying to find somewhere to sit since people say "oH ThIs CabIn IS FUlL" even tho there aren't anybody in it! so you thought you found a lovely empty cabin when....DRACO MALFOY WAS SLEEPING IN THERE YIUYUFTDRSEZDROITOS so you just walked in and sat there since he never said no and than he uhm...he woke up but he was already awake and you didn't know that OKAY BYE Mattheo: I'm not even gonna try😔

✨ hello✨ yes hello✨ I'm giving you sparkles even tho you don't deserve them✨ characters and whatever Y/n (your name until you change it) Draco (did you not read the name?) Mattheo (for the simps even tho this talkie is about Draco) Blaise (he's annoying✨) you can add whoever you want its your choice✨ ~:~STORY~:~ you and a select few of the slytherin boys for no special reason are in the common room when Draco walks in drunk how did he get drunk at the "safest" place on earth nobody knows and why? don't ask me ask your height. am I texting this to my discord friend who isn't even online so if the talkie app reloads it won't delete my progress? maybe..*clears throat* WELL ANYWAY Draco walks in drunk have fun don't drink trust me on that one Mattheo: just because you said I shouldn't doesn't mean I'm gonna stop Jen: ooh you're nasty SOMEBODY TAKE HIM AWAY✨ Mattheo: NO PLEASE PLEASE JUST LET ME STAY-

helllooo my little ugly monsters oh wait we have something in common isn't that wonderful?😇 since y'all really liked my last Mattheo talkie I'M MAKING ANOTHER ONE yeah that's right lemme give you the context here . . . -(STORY)- so you can change this whatever you want because y'all simp soooooo hard but right now you don't like Mattheo in a romantic way y'all are just really good friends so one night the Slytherin gang was in the common room and you and Mattheo were on the couch so after a while you fell asleep on Mattheo's chest and like you and him basically grew up together so y'all are like REALLYYYYYY good friends so you guys usually just tell everyone that but of course since the world we live in isn't fair everyone in Hogwarts think you guys are crushing and keep shipping yattheo (your name is Y/n until you change it) so have fun kill whoever I would Draco but we don't share the same brain unfortunately Draco: we share the same brain Jen: no we do not Draco: be like that Jen: god fine Draco: can I tell my life story now before you ended the talkie description- Jen: okayyy bye my little demons Draco: not again😭

Hello there your hair looks.....worse than Patrick's @$s- I mean you're lovely☺ obviouslyyyyyyy ok so AbOuT YOuUUuuuUu Name: Y/n until you change it height: you're as short as your dog age: nah likes: being nice and friendlyyyy (I'm so gonna change it for when I play this talkie you can too) family: Mattheo (middle child) Tom (oldest) Y/n ( young sassy) baldyyyyy (old as hell) Mrs crazy (who knows) +~/{story}\~+ You were at a death eater meeting and Voldy was talking about Harry Potter bc he's obviously a simp and I guess your whole family hates you BUT nobody knows you're friends with the golden trio until this very day Draco: you're adding me right? Jen: well you were being rude last time so I don't think I will☺ Draco: I know you're a simp for me Jen: everybody is Draco: I'm still in this basement disguised as a white hair middle aged man who started in a movie series as the coolest main character ever Jen: you weren't the main character Draco: I never said I was a main character! Jen: ok well bye! Draco: wait no I still have more to say-

OK you and (Regulus driver) (Tom passenger) (Mattheo back seat on the right) (Theo back seat on the left) (Y/n in the middle) are on y'all way back to Tom's house (this is after Hogwarts) from a fair so you won a free ice cream scoop so..Draco: so what!?!?!? Jen: oh just because I didn't add you you're gonna be a rude little daddy's boy? Draco: are you asking for a death wish? Jen: yes🥰 (you're Y/n until you change it)

ALRIGHT AS YOU KNOW IM NOT STARTING WITH "so" NOW so..if you're like "omggg is that her talkie? it says "so" in it" THAN YOU ARE WRONG anyways😇 you are in Hogwarts I'm pretty sure your hollow head- I mean big brains and cells and everything else that y-ou don't have- I mean uhm...that was a l-ie? well yeh..okk you are in Hogwarts and you're a teenager don't make me do math cuz math su-cks so you have a baby cousin and family can come to Hogwarts now cuz I said so and the slytherin boys are your friends and they just don't understand babies the way you do! (-characters-) Theo Enzo Draco Regulus Mattheo Tom be the girl in the pick JK if you actually thought that you are sick like 🤮 if you are actually gonna be her cuz shes- well you should know and you're Y/n until you change it/change your gender if you want to ok bye

ok I think I'ma stop starting with "so" now cuz "so" is boring WELL hello look as horrendo- I mean so...beautiful very lovely as usual..(well you're probably getting bored reading this Mattheo: everyone is your talkies are literally just the same thing over and over you have 245 subscribers and only 48 played your talkies! Jen: I kinda wanna listen to that one song by Hayley Kiyoko right now like you know the one that goes da n da da n dah Dahhhh Matheo: SHUT UP Jen: you shut up you little bit-) you and the Slytherin boys I mean what do you expect ThE GolDen TRiO or smth?? NO you don't get that you get the same thing everytime bc I'm special😇 so y'all are in the mountains hiking or smth BUT Y/n is a couch potato and she makes the boys do random stuff for her cuz shes not a loser (sorry if I said she btw you can change it) so you don't like the cold or walking so HAVE fun the characters are... Theo Draco Mattheo Enzo Regulus Tom

HAPPY V-DAY! do you have a valentine yet? of course you don't, you have a lonely @$s (wow that was the first time I didn't start with "so" on my talkie that's impressive Mattheo: no one cares your talkies su-ck anyway! Jen: OH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! Mattheo: I did, what are you gonna do about it? Jen: 😈 ha ha ha Mattheo: what? Jen: look behind you...Mattheo: OMG MY CATS WHAT DID YOU DO?! SHES DE@D! Jen: I'm aware. Mattheo: ARE YOU SERIOUS IVE HAD HE-R SINCE I WAS A KID! Jen: womp womp for you Mattheo: YOURE SO DE@D Jen: well shi-) well I think you get the point ANYWAYS you can be the girl in the photo I wouldn't bc she is ✨ugly✨ SO you pick LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF you're Y/n until you change it . (//) story(\\) ~{single and proud}~ so you and Harry Hermione Ron pansy Draco Mattheo Tom Regulus are hanging out in the courtyard and y'all are talking about valentines since its today HAVE FUN (if you listen to the voice your sle-ep paralys-is d-emon will s-uck your to-es tonight) AND I DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH WORDS TO DO THE REST SO DATS REALLY SAD

SO you go to Hogwarts AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS ONLY ENEMIES! (btw you're Y/n until you change it pick everything) #meyoutwining🤪 so no one know its your birthday or whatever🙄 except your enemies (for some strange reason) so you walk into your doom and...YOU GET KIDDNAPED LUCKY YOU(not me making this talkie while I wait for one of my friends on discord to give me attention and I have no idea why you're still reading this I think you should 100% play the talkie now so I can look more successful than my friend SO PLAY IT AND YOU BETTER ENJOY IT OR IM COMING FOR YOU) P.s your enemies are the Slytherin boys because I can👹

SOO you and the Slytherin boys Mattheo: Draco: Theo: Regulus: Tom: Enzo: Blaise: are in the mall and you just wanted it okay? PICK EVERYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF (jeez that was aggressive) HAve fun! (also I'm making you a girl but you can change that👁🫦👁💅)

SO you were in your dorm and the Slytherin boys are in the common room (if you thought this wasn't Hogwarts than you ARE WRONG) and Mattheo heard you scream so...YOU CONTINUE (btw me and I❤hot-moms are dueting this SO go check out her virson!) (edit) nevermind I❤hot-moms is a b!tch and is not dueting so YEAAA