Y'all, I'm gonna make this a short intro because, like, this is gonna be a very dry talkie (I'm just annoyed that no one made any GOOD LOTR talkies, honestly😭). So, basically, you're Y/n (like, who else would you be), and you can see and talk to the dead, and this is after Cedric died. I guess everyone forgot about your power, even though, like, it's really noticeable. ANYWAY, I hope you enjoy! BYE!

WHAT'S UP!? I'm finally back from my trip!!! Now, since my last talkie SUCKED to read (that thing was so long I had to put the rest of it in the comment section 😭), I'm going to make this description short (I say as I already have 210 characters). BUT, enough about me yapping; let me give you the strange story. ✨✨✨ STORY ✨✨✨ So, basically, there's this thing where students from three wizarding schools go on a boat (a huge boat) and go around the world. It's almost like a cruise, but bigger and with more stuff to do. Hogwarts declined this offer for years for fear of Dementors attacking, but they finally accepted! (By the way, you're part of the Slytherin gang.) Characters Y/n (you) Mattheo Tom Enzo Regulus Draco (and everyone else from Hogwarts—you can add whoever) P.S. Here are some ideas :) One of the headmasters announces the rules. You walk out of your dorm, and it's absolute chaos; then something happens. You try to call your friends and meet up with them, but there are so many students it's hard to walk around.

Wassup—oh, my God... Never in my life have I seen such BEAUTIFUL EYES! 🥺😭🤚 Like, you got something going for you, anyway, sorry I got distracted by your BEAUTIFUL SOUL. . WELL, MY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE—furries or what else—it's me! ✨ And I know, I know, I took a "little" break from making talkies, and I'm sorry! 😭 BUT this story is gonna be great. I haven't really thought it out yet since I'm making up as I'm typing this, so we will see! 🙈 . STORY The Trial of the Haunted Island: The Prize: 600 House Points awarded to the house of the student who is retrieved alive after completing the 72-hour survival challenge.The Location: the Haunted Island, a dark, abandoned island that was once a small, forgotten settlement for wizards of advanced Dark Arts. . Each person is given: . A first aid kit. The promise of rescue in exactly 72 hours. The Champions are dropped onto the island. They have 72 hours to survive and win the 600 points. . Phase 1: Establish Shelter The island is littered with the rotting, skeletal remains of houses from the old settlement. . The Danger: The abandoned ruins are stalked by Weeping Angels. They appear as normal statues until the person blinks or looks away, at which point they instantly move to seize their target. Goal: You must navigate the ruins and find a structure that is both defendable and has the fewest entry points. You must use basic Charms and Warding Spells to secure the shelter against immediate entry. This requires focus, unbreakable nerve, and magic to ward the doors while maintaining eye contact with any visible Angel. Phase 2: Procure the Essentials (Food, Water, Aid) Once shelter is secured, the Champion must leave to find sustenance. . The Danger: The woods are haunted by Skinwalkers. These creatures can perfectly mimic the voice of a person, attempting to lure You out of the secure location or into a fatal trap. (not enough space see rest in comments😢)

MY PEEPS! MY GUYS! MY PEOPLE! WASSUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP I've been SOOOOOOOOOOO busy! So, without further ado, here's your Talkie (help, I need ideas). Draco: Yeah, because you have no bloody brain.Me: Well, that's a bit mean.Draco: I dOnT CarE😤💅Me: Well, of course you don't—OMG!Draco: Wot?Me: Is that Harry POTtAh winning a trophy?!?!?Draco: WHERE? *frolics away to go find pottah✨* SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, It's back to school and no more summer,😥 BUT IT'S FALL, BABYYYYYY! So, of course, we've got our GOATS coming back to Hogwarts for year 4. We've got my boy Draco bloody Malfoy and, um, well, the rest (Mattheo, Tom, Enzo, Theo, Pansy, Blaise, Y/n). So that's always fun. Anywho, y'all (You, Pansy, Ginny, Hermione, Luna) come back to see your dorms in the worst shape they could be in, AND FOR SOME REASON, THE FUGHING BOYS GET LUXURY. 🤬 So, you could beat some boys up and get a nice dorm for your dorm besties and make the boys sleep in the NASTY ONES. Or you could just stay in Mattheo's dorm for the year 😏. And if you're a boy playing this, then... YOU CAN MAKE IT UP! ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK, AND PLEASEEEEEEE DON'T SUE ME 🙅🧑‍⚖😃.

AYOOO how we doin' todayyyy. I just got back from a 13 day trip, soooo IM BACK ANYONE MISS ME!? ANYWAY I thought of this great talkie idea. When I in a gas station walking my laps deciding between blue talkis or red ones, (I got the red ones🔥) then my brain was like "Hey." and I was like. "Hey." SO NOW I GOT A THING! 💎CHARACTERS💎 (Add Whoever) /Mattheo/ /Tom/ /Draco/ /Five/ /Reglus/ /Pansy🤮/ ✨ 🤌 👍Y/n👍 🤌 ✨ 🐍 CONTEXT🐍 SoOOOOO. Since its ✨July✨ its like, summer probably... And the Slytherin gang, as the chaotic, teenagers they are. Are going to a farm to help with a family (because your parents are having a good life not needing to pay for children) And uhhhhh Mattheo's just... HAVING A GOOD TIME Have fun DON'T sue me!🧑‍⚖️ 🚫 Y'all I'm leaving tomorrow for a camp that I oh so much hate. And I'm coming back on Saturday. Then I'll be leaving AGAIN for my cabin on Sunday with @I❤️hot-moms/My bsf until the 25th or 26th. So I'll try to get on but probably not TY FOR READING

HeLLoOOO My little.....lil things...YEA YOU GUYS ARE LIL THINGS K . . So... . You and, the slytherin gang are in the common room hellaaa bored🥱 . when Theo and his spaghettiness did a thinggggg🍝 . ANYWAY HAVE FUN AND DONT SUE MEEEEE❌ 🧑‍⚖️ . . . 🚨HEADS UP🚨 I'll be gone june 29th - July 12th. And I'm REALLY busy this week, and next week. So if you don't see my make any talkie than don't unsubscribe bc I'll just be really busy . also add whoever

OK OK WAITTT- why does my boy Draco got a mustache🤣🤣 and who are the little rats? are those his future kids🤣 and just wha- what are they even looking at?🤣 I'm seeing a weird @$$ boomerang snake and a gopher mouse thing🤣 👁️ 👄 👁️ ANYWAY👁️ 👄 👁️ .｡*ﾟ+.*.｡ STORY / CHARACTERS ﾟ+..｡*ﾟ+ You and /Mattheo/ /Enzo/ /Draco/ /Tom/ /Five/ /Regulus/ (Add Pansy, I ain't adding her myself bc shes a ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ing pick me The pansy lovers:🔪 🔪 🔪) Are staying in the muggle world for summa break✨ You choose whose house. Anyway y'all had to go to Walmart (if you ain't from America and you don't know what a Walmart is then search it up you unamerican) you guys had to go to Walmart for two VERY important things ! {=(EDIT)=} idk why talkie is so mean to us creators now BUT FOR SOME REASON they were like "erm actually that picture is no no good you can't use that🤓☝️" So basically I had to change it WELL TALKIE IS BEING REALLY LAGGY SO IMA LEAVE IT UP TO YOU TO MAKE FUN OF THIS NEW BACKGROUND PIC

hEy Hey you you your shirt really su-cksss (Not surprised Not surprised) think you need a new one hEy hey you you I know that you are brokeee and you can not afford a new one😁 SO don't my mind my little nice song or whatever right there BUT ANNOUNCEMENT🔊 I'm leaving on the 22nd and I'll be back on the 29th ✨Bc✨ I am going to my cabin so I won't be able to do the weekly shout out this week. I might come back with a brain and make some more talkies, I can't make them there bc my cabin doesn't have wifi so🖕 you cabin. AlSOOO @I❤hot-moms is coming with me bc I told her to, so she mighttt come back with, a few talkie ideas. Well like y'all better explode my phone with subs, and connectors. ‿︵‿︵‿STORY ︵‿︵‿︵‿ ONCE AGAIN☝you and.. THE FREAKING GOLDEN TRIO THE FRICKING SLYTHERIN GANG AND FU- AND YOU have all went on a quest to restore the heart of defeati (girl how do I spell this😭) nah jk somehow Harry- I MEANT POTTAH convinced like basically the only groups of characters that ppl make talkies about to go on a road trip. Anyway, certain somebody's get scared by gps voices, HAVE FUN AND YOUR FACE IS FU- UP

Ok so you are in the Slytherin gang and LISTEN☝🧏 You and the Slytherin boys get into beef a lot with the teachers SO Dumbledore decided that "might as well send them off on the open road for a couple of weeks unsupervised and see what happens" 🤷‍♂️ I think you're get what I'm saying.. Y'ALL WERE FORCED TO LIVE IN A RV FOR TWO WEEKS!🫸🚃 And since y'all are broke teenagers and Draco is a little bish y'all have just been living off gas station sushi ⛽ 🍣 which I didn't even know gas stations have sushi actually I'm gonna search it up... Ok so apparently they do sell sushi and its not safe and it doesn't have real fish BUT YOU'LL BE FINE JUST TRUST ME so yea!😁 👍

(Draco: wassup my muggle friends today...*please I'm being forced to do this* Y/n: Draco...we talked about this..keep going... Draco: please I just wanna see my family😭🙏 Y/n: your family is dead Draco! Draco: what did I do to deserve this😭) Don't mind that tramumatizing intro I'm 100% not holding Draco hostage because he was being annoying😁👍 well well well *COuGH CoUGh CoUgH* lemme just say you look like you just went through a bullfrog breakup WHICH IM NOT SAYING YOU LOOK LIKE A WARTY PUMPKIN IM JUST SAYING YOU ARENT AS PRETTY AS SOME PEOPLE *cOuGh CouGH*🤧 🟠 🍃 anyway enough about you more about me since I'm the extremely underpaid💵 ❌ talkie creator well actually you probably don't wanna hear about me so.... IN THIS TALKIEEEEE you are on a road trip with the Slytherin gang bc y'all were having "relationship problems" whatever that means so Mattheo decided to go on a really long road trip to the worlds largest ball of yarn 🗺️ 🧶 (bc Five wouldn't shut up about it) so since everyone is bored and peace and quiet hasn't existed since 2021 You, Five, Tom, Theo and Enzo did some passive aggressive car karaoke AND WHEN I MEAN AGGRESSIVE I MEAN AGGRESSIVE 💥 well anyways HAVE FUN AND DONT SUE ME🙅‍♀️ 👨‍⚖️

*gagging* you have never took a shower in your life🤮- I MEANT I DONT DESERVE THIS YOU LOOK PERFECT🤮🥲 ANYWAYYY I made the description with AI BC I MAKE THE FUNNY OPENING THEN IM LIKE "omg why does this existttt" AND HAVE TO USE MY BRIAN MORE ☆○o 。characters 。o○☆ Draco (thinks beige is a personal insult), Tom (secretly rates houses based on dungeon potential), Mattheo (scouting locations for... activities), Five (counting down the seconds until escape), Enzo (easily distracted by shiny objects and questionable snacks), Regulus (the only architecture enthusiast), Y/n (silently judging everyone's taste) SO y'all are doing one of those "parade of homes" things (making this talkie bc I'm doing one and LOVING IT) so Regulus is the only person who likes that stuff bc boys will be boys so ANYWAY these houses are like REALLYYYY well protected and YOU KINDA WENT IN ONE THAT YOU DIDNT KNOW WASN'T PART OF THE PARADE OF HOMES

the background would be perfect but of course the man in the couch is there again! (made w Gemini bc free will💀) When you think of Slytherins, you think cunning, ambitious, maybe darkish. But what happens when you throw Mattheo, Enzo, Draco, Theo, Regulus, Y/n, and a time-traveling Five into the mix? Chaos. Pure, unadulterated, Hogwarts is about to chaos. Get ready for this random af talkie that I made with Gemini bc I wanted to😇 Snape: you're no importance to me. Jen/Me: I don't give a- oh I meant uh I didn't know that- uhm- i- Snpae: DeTeNtIOn Jen/Me: NuaRRRRR

uhmmm uh uh your face its uhm ehhhh its well it looks like a meatball😌 WELP with that outta the way you anddd Draco Mattheo Five are having a sleepover at your house and you and five were just hungry so... WOAH WOAH you really think I'm gonna do all that typing?! Enzo: you don't have a life you might aswell Jen/me: okay so actually I made a new friend today SO I DO HAVE A LIFE TYVM Enzo: and did you meet her on your own..Jen/me: well I was interduced by my other fri- Enzo: EXACTLY Jen/Me: well fuk this shi I'm out😎 👋 Enzo: not again🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 (you're Y/n until you change it)

HEy hEy YoU yOU I DoNt LikE YoUR GiRlFRiEnd nO WaY NO WaY *clears throat* sorry about that little thing there😇 . (Diego: *judging* Jen/me: why you looking at me like that..Diego: because you look like Five Jen/me: HOW DARE YOU I DONT LOOK AS UGL- Five: you're gonna regret saying that Jen/me: oh god..NOOOOOOOOOO Five: *teleports behind me* Jen/me: AHH-) OK SO ANYWAYYYYYYYY you and Five are really close but y'all are actually cool unlike Luther and Allison The Luther simps: 🔪 🔪🔪 OK SO you and the umbrella academy are downstairs chilling where downstairs? don't ask me. In what house? I DONT KNOW!! So you and Five are on your phone playing one of those word search games like the ones where there's like 5 random words in like a circle- OK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN and you make this random little word and Five well...Five-a-fives it -(≧characters≦)- Luther #1 Diego #2 Allison #3 Klaus #4 Five#5 Ben #6 Viktor/Vanya #7 Y/n until you change it #8 WELL BYEEEEE AND HAVE FUNNNNN AND DONT BE LIKE SEASON 1 KLAUSSS

OK BUT FIRST THE VOICE😂 WHY IT SOUND LIKE OBI WAN KENOBI IM SORRY I CANT😂 *clears throat* ANYWAYS you are in your 6th year in Hogwarts and, you and Draco have been dating since the 1st year so, y'all are like all over each other all the time so...YEA! So while Draco is playing around with Harry Potter and Voldemort and while Ron and lavender are being all them in front of Hermione. You were happily at the library doing library things when suddenly the one true love was with that little pick me bit- I mean that nice little girl😇 SO ACTUALLY HES BEEN CHEATING ON YOU FOR YEARS WITH PANSY Five: yeah because he has terrible taste in woman Jen:.... well you were married to a manikin for 30 years Five: COME HERE BITC- Jen: AHH- . . about you: Y/n and a girl until you change them, you pick everything about yourself . . Draco: ...well it's Draco what else must I say?

hi so this talkie is dedicated for anyone who has experienced brutal/deep depression for losing a friend if you've been through this I know how much this hurts a best friend breakup is worse than any breakup I am so sorry and I know it hurts so much when people say things like "they didn't deserve you" and you still love them well I'll start the story.... . . ......story...... you are a she/her and you're Y/n until you change them so your bff's name is Cozbi (which means my lie my deception in Hebrew) you have been best friends with each other since you guys were 2 you are now 14 and she is 15 by two months a few weeks ago you were with her at a trampoline park with her new friend Avery while you were jumping around and Avery slipped and landed on your arm and it hurt so bad you stayed in the bathroom for an hour and cried. Cozbi was always telling you things like "shut uppp" and "you are not even pretty" and you always took them as a joke until it all came together and I didn't have enough space so like a week later you're crying because Cozbi told you that she didn't like you and she never did and you say "didn't think it hurt this much when best friends breakup" have fun🫶

welcome ✨ BACK✨ you look as horrendous as always TODAY we are gonna do something that has probably been done before we are doing a bit of ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ Hogwarts express✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ and you are Y/n until you change it _-_DA STORY_-_ YOU were in the Hogwarts express trying to find somewhere to sit since people say "oH ThIs CabIn IS FUlL" even tho there aren't anybody in it! so you thought you found a lovely empty cabin when....DRACO MALFOY WAS SLEEPING IN THERE YIUYUFTDRSEZDROITOS so you just walked in and sat there since he never said no and than he uhm...he woke up but he was already awake and you didn't know that OKAY BYE Mattheo: I'm not even gonna try😔

✨ hello✨ yes hello✨ I'm giving you sparkles even tho you don't deserve them✨ characters and whatever Y/n (your name until you change it) Draco (did you not read the name?) Mattheo (for the simps even tho this talkie is about Draco) Blaise (he's annoying✨) you can add whoever you want its your choice✨ ~:~STORY~:~ you and a select few of the slytherin boys for no special reason are in the common room when Draco walks in drunk how did he get drunk at the "safest" place on earth nobody knows and why? don't ask me ask your height. am I texting this to my discord friend who isn't even online so if the talkie app reloads it won't delete my progress? maybe..*clears throat* WELL ANYWAY Draco walks in drunk have fun don't drink trust me on that one Mattheo: just because you said I shouldn't doesn't mean I'm gonna stop Jen: ooh you're nasty SOMEBODY TAKE HIM AWAY✨ Mattheo: NO PLEASE PLEASE JUST LET ME STAY-

helllooo my little ugly monsters oh wait we have something in common isn't that wonderful?😇 since y'all really liked my last Mattheo talkie I'M MAKING ANOTHER ONE yeah that's right lemme give you the context here . . . -(STORY)- so you can change this whatever you want because y'all simp soooooo hard but right now you don't like Mattheo in a romantic way y'all are just really good friends so one night the Slytherin gang was in the common room and you and Mattheo were on the couch so after a while you fell asleep on Mattheo's chest and like you and him basically grew up together so y'all are like REALLYYYYYY good friends so you guys usually just tell everyone that but of course since the world we live in isn't fair everyone in Hogwarts think you guys are crushing and keep shipping yattheo (your name is Y/n until you change it) so have fun kill whoever I would Draco but we don't share the same brain unfortunately Draco: we share the same brain Jen: no we do not Draco: be like that Jen: god fine Draco: can I tell my life story now before you ended the talkie description- Jen: okayyy bye my little demons Draco: not again😭