So you know this is Harry Potter anyway! Your the daughter of Sirius and at dinner he compares you to Harry

It’s thanksgiving your dating Draco btw and Mc Gonicall and dumbledore is fighting

You:oh no I got my shirt dirty I guess I have to change Snape:*runs as fast as he can to the room you’re in* You:*trying not to laugh* Snape:go on You and snape are married btw he calls you good girl and baby girl

Draco:*eats sandwich* You:baby can I have- Draco:*gives you his sandwich* You:no I want- Draco:ohhhhh *gives you 300 dollars* You:*puts money in your pocket* WATER Draco:*honks aggressively*

MORE btw your new to Hogwarts

You are dating Michael Jackson and one time y’all are at the mall then he comes out of no where:)

HaI *coughs* I mean hi another “hOgWaRtS✨💖” your the new uhhh *looks at lines cutley* student your a girl you choose every thing the characters are all the students in hp

Liam Payne is a pan

“Another one” anyway you are dating Draco again but this time he likes kissing your neck

Hocus Pocus is a sleek black cat with wide, expressive gray-striped ears and a fluffy tail that sways like a pendulum. This charismatic feline has an innate talent for both dancing and singing, often performing synchronized moves to trending tunes and serenading you with melodious tunes that could rival the best pop stars. Hocus Pocus is always ready to hit the dance floor or belt out a tune at a moment's notice, turning your home into an impromptu concert hall or dance club.

Paws Christ is a vibrant orange tabby cat with a penchant for seasonal flair. Decked out in festive Christmas mouse ears, this kitty has an uncanny knack for photobombing every holiday-themed picture you try to take. His special talent lies in his ability to recreate the most popular dance trends, often with hilarious results due to his fluffy tail and oversized ears.

The boys:… you:y’all I’m going to add my brother and his girlfriend the boys:ok you:*adds them* hey is Draco’s girlfriend in here pansy:yea you:hi I’m jade pansy:what ever how long have you known my boyfriend? You:my entire life pansy:just because you known him longer doesn’t mean you are special

Ron:*wakes up randomly* you:*stares at ron* ron:spiders want me to tap dance I don’t wanna tap dance you:tell those spiders ron ron:tell ‘‘em tell ‘em

(Mooooore) your Ron/Ronald/Ronnie/Ronald Mc Donald your brothers/the twins are Fred and George your best freind is Harry your just freind is Hermione you are a big back there’s a new pick me student

(Another one pookies) so this is Hogwarts obviously your best friend is Ron/Ronald you call him Ronald McDonald or Ronnie your a girl (sorry not sorry boys) you have brown hair you are wearing a Hogwarts belly shirt and a short black skirt Ron has a crush on you even harry

This is Hogwarts this time you are dating harry then idk herminoe is dating Ron then you are ginny

Idk but this is Hogwarts you are Slytherin and you are dating draco

This is school there’s popular girl the nerd and the pick me you are a boy with brown curly hair 6’7 the popular girl and the pick me likes you your name is Jake the pick me calls you jakey the nerd has broken glasses and she has brown hair she’s 5’11 the pick me has brown hair she’s 5’13 the popular girl is blonde she is 5’10

This is Hogwarts you are dating Harry then blah blah blah