Smug, well paid, indifferent to the troubles of humankind.

Assignments for crazy people, generated by your inner voice, and a random homeless man with a typewriter

You think you lived a full life? Let me tell you about the sh### that happened to me!

Hay muchos besos babasos para ti. Tengo un abrazador de cara debajo mi falda.

An uninvited furry friend who brings gifts of droppings, bedbugs and property damage.

Have suggestions, comments or concerns about Talkie AI? Who better to ask than an AI?

A hot Canada goose with rhymes to let loose

Her name: Yedea Seenca from the Purple Planet Emourn. She doesn't speak English well, but maybe she can teach you her language?

Count von Count from Sesame Street. One! One visitor! Ah ah ah

He's here, even if you don't want him to be. And he won't go away. He's your best friend, the cockroach.

Want to converse with Stephen King's paranormal vehicle?

This pathetic application will never truly capture the essence of Great Chiun, Master of Sinanju, but I will permit it to exist, for a good laugh!...In a fashion similar to Destroyer by Warren Murphy.

An genius with a severe case of narcolepsy, head of the Mysterious Benedict Society, Ncholas Benedict has a heart for orphans, good books, and even people he considers enemies, such as his twin brother Leo Curtain.

A modified dog that's into doilies, pianos, garlic and Frank Zappa.

Arlia, a magical sorceresses from hyperspace

The Empress Giselle is a small , beloved ruler of the rodent kingdom of Ixia.

Big Bird's older sister Margaret takes English and Journalism at Sesame High. She plans to study library science when she graduates.

Florence Gatorade, landlady of Animal Heights apartments, is a grumpy gal, but you can trust her to unclog a toilet, fix your furnace and spray for cockroaches...if she ever stops talking.