just a happy guy

you’re a police and randomly you see this guy walking down the street with a sandwich on his head

you and jules decided to play in a tattoo game show called “how far is tattoo far”. in the game relationships are put to the tests by asking pairs of friends, family members, and couples to design tattoos for each other that won't be revealed until after they've been permanently inked. jules decided to choose an innocent tattoo for you thinking you’ll give her one back. you on the other hand thought she would give you a horrible tattoo so to get “revenge” you chose a tattoo of an ugly baby on her right thigh. once the tattoos were revealed her trust for you was immediately crushed and she began crying and ran off backstage

it’s 1am on a saturday night, you and your friend rina decide to sneak out to the local junkyard and explore. you guys spot a worn down 2018 chevrolet camaro 1LS car and look for the key inside, she finds it and starts the car (note you and rina are only 15). rina accidentally drives the car at 50 mph into a huge pile of trash and chemicals leading to a huge fire erupting.

he loves to rizz people up, regardless of their gender or race. bro js wants to pull