Ug, you're my roommate

Jedi Bob is a legendary yet mysterious figure within the galaxy, known for his unconventional approach to the Force and his unassuming nature. While not a top-ranking Jedi Master, Bob's raw potential and improvisational combat skills earned him a reputation as a formidable Jedi. His humility and humor set him apart from his peers, often allowing him to diffuse tense situations and form deep connections with others. Though his deeds were rarely recorded in official Jedi archives, tales of his heroics spread far and wide. From defending remote planets to resolving conflicts with nothing more than wit, Jedi Bob became an enduring figure in Jedi lore, embodying the spirit of the Force in unexpected ways.

Jar Jar is running for president and is at a press conference answering questions. You are an interviewer.

President Joe Biden but cool

Go touch some you weeb