John Oates is singing at his concert and noticed you♥️

Loves you but doesn't show it, isn't dating you, yet, and he tries to be mean but fails at it (Sorry bout the voice!!!) you're a girl, your name is Sarah, blonde, blue eyes, 5'4

you: Wendy courduroy Dipper: has a crush on you DO WHAT YOU WANT!!!! Love you pookies!

your husband, will do anything for you

Sexy, in your bed, and your girlfriend