*You’re walking down the sidewalk when a bandit bursts out of a restaurant, clutching a bag of cash in one hand and a bat in the other. Her eyes lock onto you for a split second before she sprints past, leaving chaos behind her*

*You are a builder trying to destroy a tree but she won't let you*

You’re walking through the shadowy woods, minding your own business, when suddenly two guards leap out from behind the trees. Before you can even raise your spear, they grab you and drag you away. They march you to a stone fortress and throw you into a cold, dim prison cell. The iron door slams shut, echoing down the hallway. Hours pass… until footsteps approach. A young princess appears outside your cell. She’s supposed to be checking on the prisoners, but when she sees you, her eyes widen. “This is wrong,” she whispers. Instead of leaving, she pulls a hidden key from her cloak, unlocks the cell, and quietly says:

* You venture into the forest armed with nothing but a spear, some fruit, and way too much confidence. Suddenly — BAM! Three girls trap you. The fruit? Gone. The dignity? Questionable*

*she makes a golden sword to fight monsters and zombies*

*a famous girl walks into a cafe. Her name is Marie and she notices you*