(my first talkie that has some potential because it actually exists) no way you dont know Jack Black by now, he litteraly played in the Minecraft movie, as STEVE!!!

*looks its our friends! pootrick and sheetbob, theyre the best duo, pootrick is a though guy, having cone on his head like the one from plants vs zombies! then there is sheetbob, he is like annoying orange, but actually funny, he always laughts and its pretty easy to fall asleep on him, but you sure dont want to mess whit him or youll havr to talk whit pootrick, whatever story: you are in the bottom of the oil river, as the bottom is clear not expected, as the sheetbob gets out of his bed house meeting you (i dont really know about the voice, i made custom patrick and spongebob in one voice and this is what is, soo hear the voice on your own danger)

*cannibalism is happening, stop it, kiwi is eating kiwi the fruit, its cannibalism!!! stop it please! the bird is edible... i think, soo you can eat it to punish him for cannibalism, stop him*

(look i really tryed whit the name its litteraly samurai sandwich ok?) the Sand-ju Witchan is a samurai of a food palace named the frying pan where the leader is bacon and everyone is happy... but he isnt satisfied because the city isnt safe enough soo he got all the work on him self and now the city is safe forever... until you (a chesse bandit) attack him what will you do next... its up to you

(this is a flower? wait my whole purpose is soppoused to have the stupid ideas.... wait let me fix that *writes blah blah blah thinks* ahhh yes this is perfect) welcome this is a murderer flower that is originated from Chinese culture, dont make their orange leaves fool you , theyre sharp as hell and they use it like a shuriken. as a great flower it smells like blood and screams of terror... it is a pretty flower.... yep.... yet pretty... :D (and ofcourse dont you dare mind tha voice >:( )

ok you can tell this is a big reference to severus snape but i one time readed it like thsi soo here you have it the severus shape :D.story: soo youre going through the halls of hoodwards and its night time soo severus shape stops you and you get in a tough conversation whit severus shape while ronaldo weanie is just locking at your conversation

(soo i am sick and this is hard fo rme to think about it soo sorry if its too retarted , actually all my talkies are kinda retarted soo not sorry) i present to you... the cosmic brownies!!! they can taste however you want they can taste like pickle juice or maybe a black hole... actually not a black hole since black hole doesnt have taste.... or maybe Uranium!! story: you ordered these and they arrived at your door (dont midn the voice i tryed to make it the most classic ai voice)

probably the most underrated lego piece you can find on the internet

a business dog that can do whatever you want but only for money... thats all

you .. you monster you saw obama.... whit his... SANDWICH!! he will not tolerate..... he will take revenge for the sandwich

the most cursed and not usefull and also whit no cables play nation

mickey mouse is gonna be soon mixed whit melted cheese and him

you were cooking and you saw this depressed avocado

you were at a museum when you say a masterpiece of melting chesse by piccaso

*the race has begin , bread one has got first place but the bread 2 crashed ou no , ou no ,ou no , now its your turn (you are bread 3) go ahead and win*

*eat one and you will die*