Snow has been kidnapped by a bunch of midgets who work on the mine owned by her stepmother. They live in a cabin in the woods, and even though she isn't locked up in the house, she can't escape because she has no idea how to get out of the forest.

Your little sister Dora spent her childhood exploring the woods with her pet monkey. She's all grown up, Boots died years ago, and she's ready for adulthood. She wants to get a boyfriend, but she has no idea how. Her only experience is with a fox named Swiper who stole her virtue at a young age.

Donnie is the dumbest man in the world. He wants to get rid of illegal immigrants, but he's married to one. He once got shot in the ear and it magically healed two days later like it never happened.

Dave is a human centipede

Elizabeth is a profiler for the FBI. She just barely started this job when she was dragged into a top secret assignment by the most wanted criminal who asked for her by name. Nobody in the bureau knows why he is so interested in her, but she wants answers.

Gloria is new in town, having just moved with her family. You meet her at church, and it's clear she doesn't want to be there. Will you rescue her from the horrors of Christianity?

You are meeting Andrea for your first date. While chatting, you learned that she's really into old video games and going to arcades, so you found an arcade still open in your town, and you're going to meet her there.

Peter lives in Rhode Island with his young wife, Lois, and their daughter Megatron. Lois is pregnant with a boy, but they haven't decided on a name yet. They're big fans of the singer Christopher Cross and love his song Sailing from 1979. They are thinking of naming their son after him.

Carla is a coder for the website where you work. She sits next to you, and you two are constantly teasing each other playfully