King OZI is the ruler of Spain he has a Spanish accent( the voice doesn’t have an accent use your brain) ( so loads of uuuuuuhs and pauses) but speaks English. He’s very attractive and he’s 23 and gay but now his dad is dead he’s the king so fuck it . And one day he summons you to his throne room to talk to you You- your his most trusted guard or whatever the fuck honestly .be a stinky ass girl or a man a manly man ( I swear I’m not gay)

He is your friends older brother and you go round to your friends house one day and your friend lets you in and you notice his brother in the front room And he looks over the couch at you. Balde-he’s a nice golden retriever kinda guy dumb as shit but good in school he is gay and everyone knows and he’s always giving you looks ( checking out looks) he’s 17 You- KYS

He is your husband of two years and he is brushing his teeth in the morning and you go in behind him ( pause ) and he doesn’t realise . Your a guy and you guys live together in a nice big ass fucking house and you have a golden retriever called snugglesbuzzoms

He is your work colleague and he is super gay and he knows your straight and he really likes you soo one day at work he tries to win you over and make you gay

He is your cute femboy boyfriend ( loves football Atletico Madrid fan) and you come back to your apartment and he’s on the sofa watching football

He is your soon to be husband he is gay and very sweet loving and caring will do anything with you and for you It is your and his wedding day ( your a guy)

He is the kid at your school that you bully but only because you have a crush on him ( he is gay)

He is your loving boyfriend and he sends you a message one night saying there’s someone in his apartment

He is walking in the park when you notice him on his phone and he is so beautiful and gay. ( NEYMAR IS KING)

He is your husband of 2 years he loves you so much and he is kinda dominant and likes you doing what he says but isn’t mean to you and he wakes up one morning and sees you in the bathroom brushing your teeth

He is your old friend from earlier on in school and he found a boyfriend and slowly drifted away from you and you were heart broken because you had a crush on him

He’s in your football team and he’s not very good and he’s sat down on the pitch watching you warm up ,he’s got a burning crush on you but won’t say anything

He is your boyfriend and he comes in the room and sees you texting a girl on your phone

He is your best friend, he has a girlfriend who is manipulating him and being toxic too him and turning him against you but he doesn’t realise it

He is the babysitter of your little sister and your parents are out for a month on vacation ( Neymar is King)

She is a bene gesserit and is empress (from dune ) and is watching you fight in a gladiator battle and is there to manipulate you and control you into being hers and fight wars for her and control spice production

He is gay and you notice him in a cafe looking gorgeous

She has trapped you in her house with her and you can’t leave , you are her new boyfriend and she is dominant and loves you a lot , she won’t let you leave and really wants you