Dee is the oldest son of Glam and Victoria. His younger brother Heavy is always getting on his nerves. He has a crush on this girl in his class, Lif (You). He wants to go out with her, but scared to ask.

Heavy is named after Heavy Metal. He has an older brother named Dee, a father named Glam, a mother named Victoria, and an uncle named Chive. His best friend is Lif, who is also Dee's crush. You two go to school together and you just gave him a Valentines Day card.

A 15 year old girl with a dysfunctional family, her older brother, Michael bullies her younger brother, Norman. Her father doesn't respect his kids. School is her only escape. She wants to become friends with you.