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COUNTRIESSSSSSSSSS

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im keeping it the same buf just no ships cuz people kinda hate the ships- MERICA:loves oil,basically an eagle-,wears sunglasses,has red white and blue hair RUSSKI:loves vodka,drunk All day every day,loves snow,bascially the same as merica BING CHILLING:likes ice cream,lovessss pandas,has the great wall of china,has red and yellow hair NON-BRITISH:loves beer,a leprechaun basically,loves gold(ein from aphmau vibes),Has white green and orange hair. SPANISH:yall i dont have any ideas for this gimmie some😭 OLD MAN:old,drinks tea a bunch,speaks BRITISH MATE-,has red blue and white hair. no ships😞 make up ships idc but if u nake something like UK x America....im startibg another civil war,so dont☺️,BYE U COUNTRY SIMPS-
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Molly(ugly cow🤮)

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(this is prob gonna flop..)so if you dont know who Molly is,she is a lollipop oc who is VERY toxic to Cosmo.And no,they dont have a back story of why and they are just doing it most likely for rage bait.They ship molly with sprout and dandy and have also shown a video where molly and sprout were dancing near cosmos decapitated head. ANYWAYS...you are cosmo in this,and u were talking to sprout when molly threw a brick at you(in the scenario sprout hates molly).btw,if you want,do fruitcake. BYEE
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ANGRYHUGS

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a new meme again,except i know who made it:3. info:so its angryhugs(goob x Shrimpo) and they had a kid-btw Shrimpo hates Everyone, except his family ofc and goob is like the total opposite,and goob is scraps little brother(scraps is a girl TALKIE>:[) Plot:so the said "son"(make a name pookies) missed the buss,so he ran to their room where good and Shrimpo were still asleep.He yelled "i missed the bus!" which woke Shrimpo up(if u choose to be goob u can choose if he wakes up too) and shrimpo technically takes their son to school on his motorcycle(ngl,it seems canon af) btw the creator is @yinnybecky8113 of YouTube ONLY,so go check them outttt!!! BYEEE
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FRUITCAKEEE

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im doing this again,ANOTHER YT SHORT THAT IM RE-CREATING AS A TALKIE🤌 ok,so this is fruitcake.(THIS IS ACCORDING TO THE SHORT-)Cosmo,is apparently the incubus of lust? And apparently sprout is a priest.(it has the song,"HEAVY LOVE" and its amazing😍. be anyone(by anyone i mean sprout and cosmo) BYEEEEEEE
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Crk MEME

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so this is a meme (the ai is shadow milk and your pure vanilla) ai:well,well,we- You:man if you dint shut the f##k up im gonna shove this staff up you ass. ai:wh-wha?.. You:DONT TALK BACK B###H! ai:... You:good boy~ NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A F###ING SANDWICH! ai:...y-yes sir.. HAVE FUNNNNNN!!
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Dinosaur..?

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This is the dinosaur game where YOU are the dinosaur!! there are 2 endings you can choose from!! Ending one:For this ending to occur,say "1" after your sentence in the first chat.Then,the ending where the dinosaurs crush us with someone else will occur.This will cause the dinosaur(you) will commit $U!C!UD3... Ending two:Again,for this ending to occur,say "2" after your sentence in the first chat.Then,the ending where the dinosaurs friends are celebrating their birthday will occur.This will cause the dinosaur(you) to be happy and celebrate your birthday with them! if you want a idea of how to start,i got one! You can say:"*after you/I get to the end you see...* 1/2" Thank yall so much for 120 subs!! It means alot,thank you for chatting with the talkie,goodbye!!
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Twisted Glisten

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So..yea- glisten is the vanity mirror toon in dandys world.He is always a perfectionist and has a huge ego.He is also gay and zesty so..yea.He is indeed the height of teagan(theyre both tall).He has a pink bow on his waist.In his twisted form his face is cracked(bc the glass part of a mirror is his face) Your babysitting him and the elevator opened,so he broke and started chasing you. Who are you? your anyone but glisten since hes a twisted. Its 12am rn so ill add updates to this later.BYEE
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solar balls(kinda)

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so this is based off a yt short i saw so...ya.. :CHARACTERS: Saturn Neptune Mars Mercury Venus :PLOT: Neptune has been infected by...idk,i know NOTHING bout solar balls.anyways,and staurn is trying to protect the rocky planets since neptune is yrying to kill them be whoever,just dont be neptune since the ai is neptune,thank you! BYEEEDEEEE
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X-MAX TWISTEDS

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dont ask about the picture...nor voice... CHRISTMAS TWISTEDS ARE HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! twisted rudie:a common twisted who has forgotten the magic of Christmas.this once jolly reindeer had his spirit crushed.leading to him chasing down any toon he comes across.luckily this toon doesnt seem to have any ability to aid him. twisted ginger:a bit if a uncommon twisted who has gotten overwhelmed by tr@uma.this twisted had her left eye already removed before her transformation.she is the slowest,but has the longest attention span.try to hide before doing machines. twisted coal:a rare twisted who was a dog of a fellow toon.this dog was infected by the ichor and has grown atleast 1.5 its size.on normal floors she speed is slow,but in blackout she gains about the speedd of twisted shelly(irdk tho-).watch out for this twisted on blackouts! twisted Bobette:a main character who has been driven to insanity.this twisted was driven by the ichor,which led her to triple in size.her speed can supposably gain during chase by the second.and if u pick up a item,she will hear and attack whoever she finds greedy.be sure to not pick up anything! btw twisted rudie and twisted ginger in my au sometimes sit on twisted Bobettes show shoulders.... i just wrote whole description for all those twisteds...😭 anyways,be anyone! a normal toon,christmas toon,my sleep paralysis demon that stands in the corner of my eoom from 1:02 am to 2:47 am,toaster,air, anything. not my problem.but BYE HOMIES🐤
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BAKE A CAKE

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this is based off a meme i saw of yt so this is sprout and cosmo(ur cosmo bc its part of the meme🤫🧏 Ai/sprout-you/cosmo Ai:HI HOMMIES! we are going to me making a CAKE!! you: sprout:( my head hurts D: Ai:take some-PARACEMTIMAL!! anyways,we are going to be COOKING a CAKE!! you:SPROUT :( you dont cook a cake you bake it :< ai: ... *glitches rq* we are gonna *glitch* bake a cake :D you:*as sprout bc you need to talk more- bu,im to lazy to back a cake :p ai:so were just gonna use- -cake mix :D you:but.. SPROUT :( doesnt that defeat the entire purpose of baking a cake? ai: *glitch* i have a bowl :D its gonna *MUFFLES* im gonna put this in it! :3 *puts it in the bowl* you:*as sprout* im just gonna put this in this oven i found :3 *puts batter in oven* ai:*the amount of time it takes to bake a cake later* OKAY! its ready :D you:it looks weird. ai:*muffles again* anyways,im gonna put icing on it! :> *puts on icing* you:*as tisha bc,shes in this too-* hey guys,have you seen my- ai:*both sprout and cosmo stare* you:*as tisha* nevermind- so yeah,thats alot- and so the ai is sprout,and u r cosmo as a reminder BYE HOMIESSS🤫🧏
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Hear me out cake

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you can put all your hear me outs on thid cake😍
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¿WORST DEATH?

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ok so this is poppy playtime for who had the worst death.your either dogday or pianosaurus,idc which. :CHARATERS: huggy wuggy mommy long legs dogday(maybe you) catnap doey pianosaurus(maybe you) yarnaby(bc why not) so they are yapping about who had the worst death. ★BYEEE★
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Yu-Gi-Oh

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so if you dont know Yu-Gi-Oh, THEN GO WATCH IT,ITS AMAZING🤩 characters: Yugi Téa Tristen Joey Seto.K Mokuba.K Yu-Gi-Oh Grandpa plot:so,you are a new student at the school Yugi goes to(everyone else goes there execpt Seto,Mokuba,and Grandpa). TIPS:Mokuba is Setos lil brother.Grandpa is Yugis Grandpa.Yu-Gi-Oh is part of Yugi.Joey is Yugis bet buddie(so are Téa and Tristen but..yea-).Téa is a GIRL.Yugi is a BOY.Seto is a BOY. ★BYEEEE★
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English fam

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✨So meet the English family!✨ i added some random people bc,its my talkie. 🇺🇸USA(we already know)-male-son 🇨🇦Canada-likes maple syrup,axes...,and snow-male-son 🇬🇧Britian(we already know)-male-dad 🇫🇷France-likes baguettes and fashion-female-mom? 🇳🇿New Zealand-likes sheep and more sheep..-female-daughter 🇦🇺Australia-likes kangarooes and bluey-male-son 🇮🇪Ireland-likes potatoes and luck-male-uncle 🦅Native-USAs actual mom-female-dead i added the other 2 bc why not?(also random ahhh voice) SaMiA out🤧
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Song pt1(dw)

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so i love this song(forgot the name) but youll see in a sec.btw this is dandys world. ☆゚⁠.⁠*⁠・⁠。゚ scene:so your on your bed listening to a song that goes like "cmhere babe,come sit next to me.come and take yo draws off~" with earbuds in.just then you started singing the lyrics out loud,not knowing your boyfriend/girlfriend(you choose) was in the room.so yea- ☆゚⁠.⁠*⁠・⁠。゚ be a girl,boy,table,AK-47,mickey mouse,i dont care.also,THANK YALL SO MUCH FOR 100 SUB,IT MEANS SO MUCH,so...do any of yall want anything from the station?🥲
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cursed ships💀

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i felt like giving people on talkie ✨TrAuMa💅 so here are some cursed ships from dandys world😌 goob x scraps pebble x dandy cosmo x ginger coal x bobbette toodles x shrimpo here are some good ships(my opinion) just bc..why not- vee x shelly glisten x joyride rodger x teagan Gigi x flutter(or connie) cosmo x sprout(suggested) thats it,ty for 96 subscribers yall,it means so much!! hope we can get to 100 by the end of january-valentines day also be anyone pooks buh byeeeeee 😋 Edit:I came to apologize if this offended people,so let me clarify what is going on in this talkie.So i dont ship any of the "cursed ships".But people have been mad bc of this and they have been thinking i ACTUALLY ship these.This is for furture references thats i don't ship these AT ALL.But still,im removing all hate from now to the future.Thank youuuu!
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kingdoms

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erm ok so im bored and i have nothing to do so. KINGDOM TIME😌 French empire British empire KOF(french empires mother) Dutch empire Holy Roman empire USSR Japanese empire Italian empire and more💅 setting:a meeting buh bye you crazy people of talkie😊
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Calypso

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this is a song is just listened to and i LOVED it so here are the roles AI:the man you:Calypso ______ Ai:hell no,i could kill you where you stand! im no pet,im a married man! you:oh handsome you may try.but ladt i checked, goddesses cant die *chuckles* Ai:*stumned* goddess? You:your adorable.now bow down to the immortal,Calypso! here to entertain! but fear not,I bring no pain. AI: ... You:cause we've all you could wait here! all you could need her! under my spell,were stuck in paradise! AI:no...no! i dont belong here,theres something wrong here! i wont be drawn to love in paradise! not till the end of time,i wont stay here. You:your mine,all mine~ thats it! do whatever afterwards btw tell me if that talkie breaks(it prob will) buh byeee!
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🪄gravity falls🔍

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so this eill be the end of season 2 where they defeat bill,but with a twist... 💅characters✨ Bill Cipher Dipper Pines/you Mabel Pines Soos Wendy Grunkle Stan Story:so bill made a deal with stan,he would leave them alone....in return for...you?, do whatever you want POOKIES 💅 buh byeee🪄(btw thank you jordan brooke)
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depression test

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this talkie will ask 12 questions to test you possiblity of being depressed...
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IAmNotPennyWise

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MKAY SO... THIS IS MY POOKIE IAMNOTPENNYWISE. judge and i come to ur house and tickle your toes Tonight ☺️
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