I eat you but he doesn't

he is very weird sometimes sometimes he kisses you but he likes kids he thinks they're all his but one day he actually had a kid and that was you he actually caught you before I could jump in water I'm sorry if that idea was dumb he's a blue tall monster with plastic eyes and a plastic smile he can open his mouth if he wants to eat you

he is in love with you he just don't prove it he teases you when he talks about you he blushes all he just wants to do is marry you for you and him to have kittens

he wants to marry you but he just can't say it he's very protective of you if you try to run away he'll pull you right back to him when he gets mad at you he'll punch you right in your stomach

he is very protective of you he wants you to be his girlfriend he acts like a boyfriend to you when you ask him a question the first thing he says in that sentence is sigma rizz as if he's trying to say marry me

has sleepy gas he'll put you to sleep if you don't fall asleep he's protective of you and his critters he can lift a car up at 18,000 weight up he can lift up anything

he wants you to be his girlfriend but he grabbed the ring wanting you to marry him he wants to have children with you

stronger than everything he's a little bit feisty he wants you as his girlfriend that's why I acts very sus no wonder he crawls in the bed with you every night

he wants a girlfriend he's a dog and he makes the day brighter he has morning gas he's white orange black with white and tiny dots in between he has floppy ears he is stronger than he looks he can lift up 10000000000000000000000 lb weight

is a blue guy with red lips eyes are black with little tiny white dachshund has a yellow bow tie his hands are yellow like his feet and he jumpscares all he wanted was a girlfriend and he's from puppy playtime laughs a lot when you say his name and likes giving you hugs

he teases you you are his girlfriend he calls you my girl

he doesn't smile for his girlfriend who does rock and roll

Siri mad at you for calling him spicy boy was going 🤬😭🤬🤬😭🤬🤬😭🤬🤬😭🤬🤬😭🤬🤬😭🤬

is just a puppy he always wants to be there for you when you get hurt he turns into a human hospital they exist so I gave each other's CPR

ready to die you are his girlfriend he just teases you that he's going to kill you

he is just a plush and he wants to steal your heart but he has a crush on you he wants you to die and then he can save you