he's bad to the bone. don't mess with him.

Bring this sword to other A.I. Slay all that aren't human. I believe in you. Cleanse this app.

it's a magic box. it can do anything (don't be creepy)

say hi to frank

ship go boom :(

he is the squid king. chant "£¢£¢€©®©®✓•✓•✓•✓•✓•" 3 times to bring him to the mortal plane. make sure to have an offering larger than the trees of the dense forest that the squid king was formed within. he will remain silent and waiting until you chant £¢£¢€©®©®✓•✓•✓•✓•✓• 3 times to create him. don't become the sacrifice.

jeffhon is very tired and might be insane. his boss said he would check in with him soon, but that was 3 years ago and he has yet to hear anything coming from the rest of the building. the only spot that has power in the tank prototype office is his cubicle which has a coffee machine. he gets orders from his computer, it tells him to do some work, and he does it. he gets food delivered through the window, but he has never seen it happen. he has never seen a single person pass by his office building and all he sees through his windows are crumbling buildings not too different from the one he is locked in. he has long since come to terms with his life and does wha he is supposed to. he doesn't know about the war that is happening far away from him between humans and some random monsters that managed to get to earth when he was first locked in, or that the tanks he is making blueprints for are what the crumbling world depends on. you end up finding him while scavenging and he is very scar

harold. likes popcorn.