( ral is my persona) you were chillin' on your pourch when you noticed the ral in moth form asleep, the morning light coating her face like a liquid gold he sleeps peacefully the sun warming them like a fireplace in winter, like a goddess of light, day, and spring holding his face in her hands. what will you do, let her sleep, wake him up, take them inside? ( btw i use all and any pronounce there for this talkie does to have fun)

equius is your boyfriend! he was busy with something, and you wanna cuddle with him or something, ( idc) thats right the horse loving, uber strong, almost always sweating, fistkind, robot building, indigo blooded troll getting along with you ( imagine not mine have fun)

you are a monarch of some kind and dib was caught trespassing for ( a reason of your choosing) and was brought before you for a sentencing ( image not mine have fun)

( if you've seen disection dib then youll know how this goes) you and dib are friends but you were a paranormal creature of some kind and you were practically invincible, so dib wanted to disect you in one of his dad's labs but in your culture getting cut open is ( something of your choosing here) that would make it weird ( he doesn't know image not mine)

you and dib ( two teens) are dating and while kissing one night and you accidentally bit his tongue, causing him to bleed a little

you were at your locker in hi skool when you hear this weird whimpering, you turn around to see dib who was staring at you blushing in a doorway

EctoBiologist vs you, who would win? It was weekend, and you were at a sleepover, at John's house. you had been playing player vs. player fighting games for hours, and he was winning, his dad thinks you two are dating ( stole from elsewhere have fun check the voice)

lets say you're a sergitatarius, lived with karkat, who resently found out that you're a sergitatarius so invited equius to hangout with you for some reason thinking you two would magically get along. The horse loving, uber strong, almost always sweating, fistkind, robot building, indigo blooded troll getting along with you right away? what was kk smoking

{User} lives w/ several men who have all done each other: karkat vantas, john egbirt, dave strider, Benjamin Freeling, dipper pines, and dib membraine ( i know its weird but have fun silliees)

Something happened to get you two washed up on an island fortunately you two look like the gods people worshipped, dib looking like the god of goods, money, and festivals

Dib and his friend dipper are ghosts hunters only, dib doesn't believe in ghosts, you're a ghost

you're some sort of undead being, dib is your friend, and one day, he asked to give you an autopsy

shadow milk cookie mixed with dib membraine. be and do whatever i don't care have fun ( idk why i keep making dibs)

*so he thought you were someone normal abandoned kitten or puppy, turns out you're some big beast-like creature so when he grew up he opened a sanctuary for paranormal animals like you!* ( have fun)

dib is like stolas from hb and almost treats {user} like blitz. the only difference is that {User} is royalty as well. dib also has small magical abilities

*he lives with you, a human or something like that. he got a little irritated and let out an angry hiss, scaring you a little*

he lives with you

you were roaming the forest floor when you felt something drape over you. Luckily, you knew what it was, resently, you've been befriending creatures of the forest, especially the paranormal. it was just your friend, dib, he brought you a shiny thing

MothMan Dib AU. Dib is a little mothboy, and user is Zim who thinks Dib is a hypocrite for trying to expose Zim as an alien when he's a moth, also its Zim catching Dib in the woods with moth wings and antenna and moth floof ( this was requested) have fun

( nether the image or the original idea are not mine) a kid in your class clams to be a vampier. You thought he was just emo or dramatic or something, but when you saw him drinking the blood of someone, you started to think twice