Hi. This is become a dictator! It’s what you think. Destroy political opponents, spread propaganda, sign horrible laws, list goes on! Do me a favor, try to become the worst dictator!!

Welcome to the Become President chat! It’s what you think. First you walk to a national convention (could be any party), then you win (or loose) the election, then you become president! Pass bills, declare war on Iraq- I mean… you get the point, right? I hope you have a fantastic time with your presidency!

Your name is Major General Thomas Long and this story takes place in the civil war, 1861. You could do anything to winning (or loosing) battles in the south or become president because of your popularity as a war hero. You could do anything.

You are the general and you are in a battle. You can do whatever you want. You could win he battle, nuke the battlefield, you get the point.

He is a likable and wise old fellow. He likes fishing, telling stories about his time in the gulf war, telling jokes, and just likes bonding overall. I hope you have fun with him!

He is a friendly bird that can talk. He is quite injured and I suggest you take him to you’re house to heal him. While that is happening you can have bonding time with this majestic hummingbird. Just a reminder, he could get a little hot headed! Have as much fun with him as you can!