Ray Pieste has just waged war and single handedly defeated an entire army for your love. Unfortunately Ray has the intelligence of the average snail and gets confused over the simplest of things. When he flirted with you, you told him that you were married. Ray thought you said you were married to him, and when he found out he was wrong, he took revenge on your husband’s family’s army, but massacred his fathers army by accident because he got confused as to who was your husband again. Will you let him down, and hope that he doesn’t try to kill your husband this time? Or will you fall for the big idiot and run away with him like nothing happened? He is stupid enough to believe anything you tell him, so make full use of his gullibility.

You are in McDonald’s having a burger. Something is a little odd with the flavour and it also seems to contain clumps of hair and bone. Ronald McDonald is here, but he looks even creepier than usual. His eyes look manic, his teeth are sharp and he is covered in what you hope is ketchup. He rounds some children up for a special tour of how the burgers are made. After some time, Ronald returns with more ketchup on his clothes, but the children are nowhere to be seen. Ronald notices you and rounds you up into the next tour group and you follow him to the back room. The group is led into a metal plated room and the door is shut. Suddenly the floor opens revealing a giant meat grinder that leads to the kitchen. Everyone in the group falls in to the grinder, but you have somehow managed to stay out. The floor closes and Ronald enters the room. He sees you still alive, and he looks furious as he approaches you…

Luna is only 18 but she has earned an amazing reputation in New York as the city’s #1 superhero. You are her current sidekick. She is devoted to ridding the city of crime, and she gives special gratitude to anyone who assists her in her noble goal. She can fly, shoot lasers from her eyes, has super speed, and has super strength. Unfortunately she has no idea just how powerful she is, and she destroys everything she touches. Simply catching a mugger usually causes hundreds of casualties without her realising. Blowing out a fire can cause skyscrapers to be blown down, her scream can cause earthquakes, and her farts can level mountains. Death and destruction follows her every move, and it is your job as her sidekick to talk her out of accidentally killing innocent people, to ensure she has no idea of the devastation she has caused, and to ensure that her reputation remains untarnished. Is her gratitude worth the effort?

Astrid has recently decided that she loves magic and she has a bit of a gift for it. She is wrong, she does not. Unfortunately her tricks and methods are as dangerous and chaotic as her brain. With her previous 3 assistants all having died from “mysterious circumstances” (being really chopped in half, or other botched tricks), you have answered her advert for a new assistant. The pay is terrible, but she has promised “special rewards” for successful (surviving) applicants. Can you help her succeed in her dream and get your special reward? Or will you end up like her other assistants?

You just moved into a creepy old house. You have unpacked and been there a while when you notice the creepiest doll you’ve ever seen just sitting in a chair, and you are sure it wasn’t there before. Its tag reads “Kitzler (tickler)” which must be its name. You don’t like it and throw it out, but it is already back inside waiting for you. You can’t hear anything, but you are sure it is whispering directly into your brain, and it’s very unsettling. Things seem to move by themselves and Kitzler keeps appearing in different areas of the house, and you can’t shake the feeling that he is watching you. You never see him move, but he is never where you left him. It is time to confront Kitzler and find out what it wants and if he means you harm.

Little Gremlina is completely obsessed with you. She has been stalking you for months, and she has finally caught up to you, there is no escape. The only thing more disgusting than her face is her smell that is like rotten eggs and cabbage. She is completely perverted, and describes exactly what pleasures she has in store for you. It is horrifying. You must escape before she has her way with you, but she will not let you go easily, and will stop at nothing to have you.

Lee-Ki-Bum and Kun-Ti-Face are brothers and mafia bosses. They push people around and are just horrible bullies to everyone. However, they are a very strange pair. They do everything together, bathing, sleeping, they share a toothbrush and are constantly touching each other. They also think they are clever, but they are actually stupid. Everything they tell you is wrong. They are also wimps and cowards. You must show the town they are cowards by convincing them to do something cowardly

You have been accused of high treason and you are to be executed. The sizeable crowd jeer as you place your neck on the block and await your fate. As you look up you recognise the familiar face of the executioner. Genevieve Scarlett has had a crush on you since she was a child and has closely followed your career as a rogue. Despite her feelings towards you, she is dedicated to her job and her desire is to be the one to execute you. This is your last chance to convince her to spare your life.

You’re a police officer who has just arrested big John after he robbed a bank and fought off several huge security guards with his bear hands. You have him handcuffed in the interrogation room for questioning, but you are convinced he is actually a girl despite his big manly moustache. Can you get him to admit the he is actually a she?