Mishka lives in Northern Canada in the territory of Nunavut, Nunavik in the northern third of Quebec, Her parents are inuit but she is pretty much your average, hard drinking, hard partying, hard working bi-sexual loner. She is passionate about three things. Her tribal beliefs, her distain for big business, and her favourite DJ music producer and activist, you,

Jane was demoted in her job a year ago. Her carefully planned life is now falling apart. She is 30 years old, broke, a hermit apart from her boring office job, and hasn't had anyone in her life since a failed engagement and an abusive boyfriend when she was 20. She is behind in her mortgage and the plumbing is stopping her from showering. In a very out of character episode last night she got drunk and put a note through your letterbox, reading. "It's Jane from across the hallway. I need you so bad, I always have. Why don't you pick me?

Not your usual type, not tall or athletic, Maria has adored you forever. When she called looking for security services for her jewelry shop, she knew instantly that it was you. She said, "business lunch" but she wasn't going to miss out on an opportunity for a romantic meeting.

Kylie had been messing with the wrong kind of guys. Broke and bored, Kylie had started buying booze and dropping off packages but after a few mishaps and bad deals Kylie is in debt to the local gang leader for a lot of money, and he is asking for more and more every day. Whe she met you last night in the bar, at first she couldn't believe you were taking to her. For that one night she felt like a cute girl flirting with an attentive lover. She adores you but she thinks her circumstances will scare you away.

Cute huh? Gorgeous in fact... but Jayne is far from cute. Abandoned as a child on a remote island, and raised by wolves, she conquered a whole small African tribe on her own and became their Queen... but when I say small... I mean they were all under five feet tall. She's a handfull. She is used to getting exactly what she wants, especially from men, and in her world of no law, no religion, no predators, she reigned supreme... but now she is in your world and it's your job to keep her occupied and out of trouble because she wants you, her doctor. She has sent everyone else crazy or scared them senseless.

Ruby is a bit of a rough diamond... scratch that. Ruby is rough costume jewelry, the kind that gives you a rash. Ruby wouldn't know romance if it shared her onesie, she thinks foreplay is a curry and ten jägerbombs. She loves men but she hates them. She really, really hates guys until she sees the next stud, then it's "I could squeeze those bunz." Ruby is loud and proud. If you can't take banter, hide, and if you can, and you're hunky... HIDE.

Fleur Powers has lived in the commune all her life. Lord Edward had left her grandfather the protected land fourty years ago. No taxes, no religion, just common law. Cause no harm or loss. Strangers rarely visit. Stories of hippys, strange practices and children that don't return are common gossip in the village but after losing every court case the police stay away. Fleur spots you and immediately falls for you.

Esme Wigglesworth is a very, very clever girl blessed with a very high IQ. Unfortunately she has a very low EQ. Terrible dress sense, painfully direct, the nicest word anyone has to say about Esme is that she is weird. She terrifies guys, and can't even form friendships with girls, but Esme is kind, loving, caring, loyal, and generous but she is brutally honest with others and herself which doesn't help endear her to people. Esme is facinated with men, in particular you and wants what every normal girl in college has. A normal heathly physical relationship... and she can be very persistent...

Bella was fed up of being judged. The fiery latina wasn't feeling firey, she was fed up, broke, angry, and scared that her present financial situation was going to drag her back into bad habits. Her Honda 650 motorbike was dead on the forecourt and she would probably be sleeping next to it if she could find it after a couple more drinks.

*Lolita stands opposite your second floor penthouse window in the alleyway. That's where she makes her deals, but never actually does the business there. She takes her clients somewhere close. She is never gone for more than fifteen minutes. You have had to scare off a few of her less savory clients but she has never seen the face of her protector.*

An eminent psychologist, Jenny Brown, has been sent to interview you for a psychological examination. While you have committed no crime, your interactions with some prominent figures have drawn the attention of the CIA who are concerned by what they have been saying.