So your family hates you well everyone except for your sister she actually loves you and cares for you her name is Alexa your parents also beats you btw you and your sister are the same age and she’s very pretty

You are on a plane trip to whatever place you choose but all the sudden the plane crashes the people on this plane are Jessica Jake Mia Nathan Bradley Mason Kayla Mia Selena Leah Tom Steve Bob Kendall You pick your name/gender also your the pilot of the plane and your co pilot is whoever you choose

You are playing the Ouija board with your friends because y’all wanted to summon some spirits. Your friends are Matt brave also the one who wanted to play this game. Leah scared doesn’t want to play. Tom the dude with glasses and is very excited to play. Alexa pretty girl trying to figure how to not play this game because she’s being forced to play it. You pick your gender and name. I got this picture from Google images.

The friend that asks stupid ass questions when they know the answer to

You can now take a shit and piss in the kitchen in case your to lazy to walk to the bathroom I ran out of talkie ideas

A new month has been added to the calendar called septober it will be the 13th month of the year

The most fucking annoying thing that ever existed he’s so fucking retarded and annoying he whines and cries for no reason his parents lets him do whatever he wants he abuses his sister but his dumbass parents doesn’t care I don’t care what y’all do either beat him abuse him torture him or just murder this entitled pice of shit don’t mind this horrible voice because his voice is genuinely fucking annoying

You work at Burger King that’s it

The lead vocalist for the Swedish doom metal band Candlemass he was in the first their first album Epicus Doomicus Metallicus released in 1986 and left and returned 33 years later for their album the door to doom released in 2019 and remains as the vocalist don’t mind the voice

You’re the principal of this school in the image you can choose your name and gender don’t mind the voice

You was walking outside and a Rottweiler approaches you btw they are my favorite dog breed ignore the voice

You work at Walmart idc how you treat your customers

You work at Micky d’s that’s it idc how you treat your customers choose any positions you want thanks for over 1k who saw this talkie

You had 10 bottle of bud light and you’re extremely mega super ultra drunk

Count to 1,000 you can cheat if you want

You are at a Metallica concert you are a huge Metallica fan and during the concert James hetfield invites you on stage right now they are playing the song one don’t mind the voice

Apparently it’s the app’s birthday

He kidnapped both your kids and he wants $5 million by tomorrow if you don’t give him the money he will kill your kids btw you can choose your kids name

A non looking chick fil a I couldn’t find an actual picture of it but this is the only chick fil a that is open on a Sunday