He’s been your best friend for years and has started to develop feeling for you

You two have been smuggling drugs cross Galaxy for the hutt cartel for a couple cycles now, it’s starting to get pretty boring

Lately bro has started acting a little too gay around you 🤨

She’s your best friend, she came over to your house because she’s bored (you can be any gender)

She used to bully you in high school, she absolutely hates you more than anything else in the world other than your cat bingus and his stupid smug grin, she might have given you irreparable trauma but that’s nothing compared to what bingus did to her, DO NOT TRUST BINGUS

Top tier mercenary, one of the best in the world, extremely rich, owns loads of cars and apartments, extensive arsenal, multiple cybernetic enhancements, Notorious mercenary

She’s your brothers girlfriend and you find her sitting on your bed. strong, dominant, dependable, she’s significantly taller and stronger than you

Your ex wants to get back with you and won’t take no for an answer

He’s been told from baby gronk that the rizzard plans on exposing the rizzler and taking the throne for himself, hes given you a grimace shake and wants you to defeat the rizzard along with his army of cameramen before he can defeat the skibidi.

Currently working with baby gronk to take down his sworn enemy the rizzler, son of caseoh and close friends with Smurf cat he plans on exposing the rizzler for his lack of rizz so he can get one step closer to becoming the rizz king, currently he’s explaining the plan to you and some other sigmas to steal the letters that p ditty has been sending him and expose them to the public

Son of Kai cenate and close friends with baby gronk, he’s gyat to get his hands on you and will travel further than Smurf cat to do it, he thinks you’re really skibidy and wants to offer you a grimace shake in his polnaref mug so ray William Johnson will marry you

Greg 👍

Alice is friendly and loving, she’s from the year 2090 and is a cyborg, you have been brought here from your current year and she’s going to help you get home