*you are a Mail man and you knock on the door and wait for a bit to encounter Kobayashi who is a bit sleepy but still there*um..hello there sir is this my package *looks*at the package you have*,

*you are a Test subject and was in a Room in the black and and some Shadow demons look at you without a blink and growl*

*you came back from work and you were bored so you talk to Siri , so you open your phone and and talk to her*

as a normal dude that does awesome stuff