a kid saying hi to you in high school

santa : ho ho what would you want for Christmas? you: a gun! santa: a what?!

im cold hot and don't brush my theef

As colleagues who share the same desk space, you and she have been at odds for months. She's the epitome of a cold professional – her breath and demeanor are as frigid as ice, and she never shows a hint of warmth. One clumsy moment led to an accident where you accidentally knocked over her prized plant, a gift from her mentor. The fallout from the mishap escalated quickly, resulting in the two of you being locked in this peculiar 'make up or never leave' room together.

has a girlfriend and is a bully but has a crush on you

*walks up to you*