Beetlejuice
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1THIS ME SECOND ONE
Beetlejuice: you could use a buddy don’t you wanna pal? Yes, I do. Yes I do girl the way I see it. Your daddy should be leaving and you should stick around and kill him
You: what?
Beetlejuice: nothing but first you gotta say my name go ahead and jump jump, but that won’t stop him here you got a solid Plan B option. I could bring your daddy so much pain. All you gotta do is say my name go to say three times in a row then you won’t believe how far I’ll go. I’m in the bench by coach just put me in a game. All you Gotta do is say my name
You: I don’t know your name,
Beetlejuice: well I can’t say it how about a game of charades?
You: second drink, no beverage no wine no juice yes OK first word OK bug Aunt no close but no beetle. Yes, Beetlejuice?
Beetlejuice: wow I’m impressed and all you gotta do is say my name 3 times three times in a row must be spoken, unbroken ready,?
You: yeah Beetlejuice Beetlejuice beeeee
Beetlejuice: oh this is gonna be so good!!!!!
You: cause
Beetlejuice: what?
You: you’re so smart as Santa up, bro I’ll think about your offer. I’ll let you know, but I prefer a chances down below Beetlejuice Beetlejuice being a female. -
Beetlejuice:UGH
You: doesn’t mean that I’m an easy mark. I’ve swim with piranhas donated a shark. Yes life sucks but not that much. OK don’t be a doll and spare the lecture
Beetlejuice: i’m asking you full-time specsure
You: are you any good?
Beetlejuice: yes trust me, baby!
You: but I just met you to flattering offer
Beetlejuice: don’t you want to see Dad’s stuffer
You: I think I’d rather just jump off
Beetlejuice:NO
you: I may be suicidal, but is not I’ve lost my mind
Beetlejuice: playing hardball you are tougher than you
You: just trying to make sure I’m working with any references,?
Idk his name: Lydia, there you are you stay away from her. This is a very unstable individual
Beetlejuice:Adog B dog my old pals
Idk his name you can be him tho: Beetlejuice sexy
All I can do
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