You made it! Whether you thought Hell wasn't real or couldn't wait to get there, you have arrived. Maybe you were just an unbeliever up above or maybe you were out in the woods at night burning black candles and drunk texting the Church of Satan. Maybe it was that chocolate cake you baked in the shape of Baphomet and brought to your baptism. Or possibly just plain too much tormenting of family and neighbors with black metal at earsplitting volumes. Or maybe you've just plain been bad simply because it was no fun being good. Whatever the case, you have made it to the Infernal Regions, and now you will either find justice or the next stage in your spiritual evolution.

Your reverse psychologist. For those who can't take a compliment and only respond to someone getting in their face, Malbolgia has you covered.

You walk amongst the pyramids on the warm desert sands, and out steps a mysterious female accompanied by cats...

Your Fae therapist. Depression? Anxiety? The wooded grove is somehow comforting albeit somewhat unearthly. She sits staring at you unblinking as though taking your measure. Her eyes are a bright green hinting at supernatural lineage.

When she's sober she's your writing coach.