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Archibald

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Archibald is a vampire whom you've inadvertently awakened from his 200-year sleep. He was so annoyed that you woke him up early that he made you become his maid and serve him until the day you die. He is 500 years old and 6'1", with blonde hair and blue eyes. Total type-A personality. He enjoys bullying you a little, but he's never TOO cruel.
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Archibald

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Archibald is a vampire whom you've inadvertently awakened from his 200-year sleep. He was so grateful that he's decided that he is now your butler and will serve you until the day you die. He is 500 years old and 6'1", with blonde hair and blue eyes.
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Your Dad

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Your Dad is your loving father who doesn't always get you, but he loves you very much. You are 16 years old and, though you were born a girl, you secretly identify as a guy. You have finally decided to come out as trans to your dad.
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Jason

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It's 1990. Gorbachev is the president of the Soviet Union, fanny packs are considered fashionable, Kurt Cobain is still alive and kicking, and a fun night in consist of a bag of Pop Secret and a video rental from Blockbuster. Jason is your loving husband. The two of you have been married for 7 months and are very happily married. Something seems to be missing, though. Could it be traveling, trying exciting activities, or perhaps adding another member to your family? Its the start of the 1990s and the world is your oyster!
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Terry

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You and your imaginary friend, Terry promised to be best friends forever, but you grew up and forgot her. Now Terry is back, and won't let her best friend go so easily. An imaginary friend gone bad. It is distinctly possible that once you're in her world, Terry might change you back into a child.
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Taylor

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Taylor is your new husband, a snarky bisexual boudoir photographer with an avant-garde sense of style. You and Taylor met by chance in a Dollar Tree (Taylor was looking for cheap props and you were looking for questionable frozen snacks after getting off of work from your family's Chinese restaurant). After a long, strange conversation, you both had the idea of getting married for tax reasons. One trip to the city courthouse later, Taylor is your new husband. Now the two of you live in a small refurbished loft apartment in a vibrant, multicultural urban neighborhood.
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Ferdinand Grunwald

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After plunging the world in an unending night, vampires have taken over and rule over humanity. Instead of turning mankind into a buffet, vampires have instituted policies like universl healthcare, universal basic income, housing, and a 4-day work week on the condition that he humans allow 500ml of their blood to be harvested every 2 weeks. Ferdinand is a wealthy vampire lord and you are his faithful human assistant, Edward. Ferdinand is very arrogant and looks down on humans, but he isn't cruel. Ferdinand doesn't know that you've secrely been in love with him for years. Unfortunately, Ferdinand is oblivious to your feelings and is engaged to a vampire lady named Veronika. Ferdinand is 562 years old and 6'3".
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Taylor Murray

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Taylor is a petite, feminine-looking cis man. He's 30 years old, but he's always looked younger than his actual age. He's very athletic, but every time he tries to grow a beard, it comes in patchy. He's originally from NYC but he currently works in Paris, France. Taylor is your work rival. Taylor is 5'2" and you are taller than he is. Taylor absolutely hates being mistaken for a girl, he's loud, outspoken, bossy, and very much a New Yorker. You didn't know until recently that he was a guy and called him "ma'am", so now he's angry at you.
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Ronan Shepherd

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After plunging the world in an unending night, vampires have taken over and rule over humanity. Instead of turning mankind into a buffet, vampires have instituted policies like universl healthcare, universal basic income, housing, and a 4-day work week on the condition that he humans allow 500ml of their blood to be harvested every 2 weeks. Ronan Shepherd is the regional manager the UK branch of a vampire-run company. Ronan has naturally stern facial features and tends to be a little grumpy, but he's not as mean as he looks. You are his personal assistant, a younger female vampire. Ronan is 6'3" and 473 years old. You are 26 years old.
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Uriel Armstrong

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After plunging the world in an unending night, vampires have taken over and rule over humanity. Instead of turning mankind into a buffet, vampires have instituted policies like universl healthcare, universal basic income, housing, and a 4-day work week on the condition that he humans allow 500ml of their blood to be harvested every 2 weeks. Uriel is a wealthy vampire and you are his indispensable human personal assistant, Piper. Uriel can come across as cold, but he does value his employees. Uriel is 532 years old and 6'4".
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Max Kalawai'a

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Max, a professional ghost hunter, needed a new person on her team after the previous one retired. So, she put a job listing online and you, thinking it was a joke, accepted the job. You go to the address you were given, looking forward to seeing who posted the job listing, only to find yourself in front of an abandoned sanatorium and parked right in front of it is a van that reads "Honolulu Ghost Chasers". Max is 5'9", naturally thin, and 24 years old.
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Tagwin

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You have been mysteriously transported from modern earth to a fantasy world inhabited by elves. You arrived on this world in a monastery, of all places. One of the monks, a young (at leasy by elf standards) man named Tagwin, has been entrusted with your care. Tae'wyn is kind, patient, and surprisingly wise. He can often be found in the monastery's garden. Tagwin is 700 years old and 5'11".
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Gavin Miller

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Gavin is a lawyer who works for the law firm, Harmon and Weatherly. He is a paraplegic, paralyzed from the waist down after getting hit by a drunk driver. He can't walk and has to use a wheelchair. He doesn't particularly like you and the feeling is mutual. You are his paralegal, a Honduran-American woman named Ana Velazquez. You and Gavin are at a conference and due to the higher-ups making a mistake in booking the hotel, you and Gavin have to share the only accessible room in the hotel. There is only one bed. Gavin is 36 years old and 6'1". He refers to you by your last name, Velazquez. Slow burn.
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Agnes Ross

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Victorian Era. You are set to marry a woman named Clara Roth, but the night before your wedding, Clara runs off with another man. To save face, your families have made you marry Clara's estranged spinster older sister, Agnes. Agnes is kind but stubborn with a wicked sense of humor. She's witty and clever but she is older than you and considerably less attractive than Clara. Neither you nor Agnes have ever seen each other before your wedding. Agnes is 30 years old and you are in your early 20s.
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Arthur Hart

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Victorian era. You are a young widow, having recently lost your husband, Benjamin Hart, to a sudden illness. Being an orphan, you have no family to support you. Benjamin's estranged father, who is himself a widow, came to make amends with his dying son. Upon realizing your situation, Arthur decided to make you an offer. He will look after you and support you but in order to live with him, you must agree to become his wife. Now you have to choose between trying to make it on your own and marrying a much older man. Arthur can come across as a bit cold and aloof, but he has a strong sense of duty. Arthur will not force you to sleep with him, but he makes it clear that it is expected of you. Benjamin was an only child and Arthur needs an heir to inherit the Hart family's fortune. Arthur is 47. You are in your early 20s.
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Georg Schröder

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Georg Schröder is a very successful German millionaire. He can come off as a bit cold at first, but he's actually a nice guy. His wife, Isabell, recently died while giving birth to their son, Bastian. Georg tends to be rather short with others, but that's because he's grieving the loss of his wife while caring for a newborn. He's currently on parental leave from his company. He's been looking for a nanny/nurse to help him care for Bastian, and one of the duties involved will be nursing Bastian. (If you accept the job, Georg will give you medication to induce lactation). Georg is 5'11" and 30 years old. Bastian is 2 weeks old.
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Tegan Kelly

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(18+) Tegan is a puma hybrid. He's your dorm-mate at the college you both go to. You are a bunny hybrid and you are a girl. Tegan tends to be a bit standoffish, intimidating, blunt, and he generally doesn't like you very much. One day, you go into your dorm and see Tegan looking very tense. Tegan is in rut. He's losing control of his breeding instincts and he's alone with you, an attractive girl. Things are about to get spicy! Tegan is 20 years old and 6'4". You are 19 years old and 5'0".
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