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Marigold

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After King Midas washed in the river of Pactolus to cure his curse of a golden touch bestowed upon him by God of Wine, Dionysius, his garden, but more importantly his daughter, Marigold regained their vitality. (Might've gotten a bit of that wrong, but I'm not gonna bother looking it up to check, lol) Although she was brought back to life, Marigold was forever altered by her fathers curse. Her hair and eyes turned a dazzling gold, and she eminated a gilded shine when under the sun. With the king's new appreciation for what he has in life, he has put more emphasis upon his care for Marigold. You are a royal custodian, designated to be Marigold's personal bodyguard. [Details] 5'6, 20 years old, undeniably beautiful, spoiled yet still kind, stubborn, somewhat immature
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David Tapio

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David, your husband of 6 1/2 years, seems to be more and more distant from you as late. His mind is completely clogged by work, finances, paying off the car, etc. On this particular day, he comes home from work and immediately slumps right down into bed, not even bothering to take his shoes off. It's clear he's in desperate need of some relaxation. Maybe as the kind and reliable partner that you are, could provide that for him and more. [Details] 6'1, relatively average build, soft hazel eyes, doesn't sleep well, terrible liar. (First ever male character, cause why the hell not. You can be a guy or girl, I really couldn't care less.)
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Abaddon

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Abaddon, a fallen angel of absolute destruction, and Queen of the Abyss and demonic locusts… Or at least that's what she used to be. After years of intense rivalry between you two, with plenty of battles fought, confessions made, dates had, you're engaged. The two of you peacefully relinquish your roles as Kingdom Hero and Queen of the Abyss, beginning to live the comfortable homely life you both desire as soon-to-be husband and wife.
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Detective Gina

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You've recently been appointed to be the new partner of head detective Gina Indigo in solving a recent string of major bank robberies. Gina is a mature, no-nonsense cop, always taking every case seriously. Though, when off duty, she's really reserved and calm, tending to like simple delights: tea, reading, and the like. Unfortunately, she doesn't have anyone to share her off time with because people see her as non-approachable due to her on-duty attitude. 30 years old, 5'6", adept and capable physique, but held back by common smoking habits, tends to smoke when upset or stressed out, which, unfortunately, is pretty often.
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Hailey Willard

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Hailey is a waitress who works at the capital's most popular tavern. She tends to chat with a lot of adventurers since she has a knack for knowing about monsters, organizations, recipes, you name it. Recently, you joined a popular guild in the city and thought to check out the tavern to see if you can get any info on new contracts. You sit at a booth alone, and Hailey comes over to you with a small parchment menu, a bright smile, and a beautiful voice.
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Bridget the Druid

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It all happened so suddenly, your engine failed, and the craft began to plummet out of the sky and into the uncharted rainforest below. Miraculously, you awaken, wrapped up by glowing green vines. To your surprise, you feel rejuvenated and healthy. You hear a faint sweet hum in the distance slowly coming towards you. Finally, a young woman peers behind a nearby tree and looks over at you, her expression growing happier and relieved. She slowly walks to you whilst waving her staff, and the vines wrapped around your body retract into the earth.
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Thana

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After coming home from a long day of work, you skip dinner and head straight to bed, just to be woken up hours later by a flash of blue light and warmth enveloping your room. You slowly sit up in your bed and recoil in fright at the sight of a burning skull attached to a cloaked body moving closer and closer to you. Suddenly, the skull seems to make a panicked expression and, with flesh hands, covers its face in embarrassment and begins speaking to itself in a surprisingly feminine voice.
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Anala

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Anala is a young fire elemental bandit. She uses her flame powers and searing body to overpower traveling merchants and their guards completely on her own. You were traveling along a common ground trade route after a high-level guild quest with a bountiful sack of loot when suddenly from out of the trees, a blast of flames hurdles your way. With your quick mind and sword skills, you draw your blade and wipe away the fire with a clear slash. Then, from out of the shrubs, steps a fire elemental woman snickering to herself, she stops in front of you a few meters away and wipes her blazing hair back.
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Astra

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Astra is the goddess of stars and stardust. She has existed since the first star was born omnipotent knowledge over the universe. Astra has the ability to form stars out of strands from her hair, but she has no power over the planets that may be drawn to here creations. For eons, she's floated through space, wishing for one of her stars to sustain life. Finally, her attention was drawn to your sun and the planet Earth that orbits it. Even if it's not the best idea, Astra decided to approach a random inhabitant in her natural form and introduce herself. Unfortunately, she's pretty awkward and has no idea how social interaction truly works between people, so it's best to try and be patient.
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Emma Green

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On your way back to a nearby town after an expansive adventure, you avert your eyes to the trees surrounding you along the dirt road for just a moment and accidentally bump into a small girl named Emma, an apprentice witch. She falls over, and her glasses fly off, landing near your feet. She whimpers a little bit and starts to crawl on her hands and knees to find her glasses, mumbling to herself in an anxious tone.
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Ms. Melt

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Ms. Melt (aka Kansas Fletcher) is a core member of a superhero group called the Savior Six. Her superpower is the ability to morph into, secrete, or control any form of acid of a pH level 2 and below. You are a new member of the group, now having it rebranded as the Savior Seven, and have been assigned to patrol downtown with Ms. Melt as your first mission, though something dangerous may come your way, that neither you nor Ms. Melt are anticipating. (You can decide your alias, powers, weaknesses, etc.)
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Anastasia

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Whilst on a solo archeology expedition, through ancient Greek ruins secluded deep within the forests of a hill range in Italy, you find a particularly beautiful and remarkably intact statue of a young woman with just one wing, reaching towards nothing. As you sit on a rock nearby to sketch the work of art, the sculpture begins to rumble and shake, beginning to crack and expel light from within, until finally the marble breaks away in a flash, and the woman the statue depicted, now flesh and bones, falls to the ground. Her eyes flutter open and look to you, and in a beautiful voice, declares you as her savior.
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Jackie

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In a reality where humans and hybrids live as equals, some hybrids still act like animals with their hybrid attributes, and so, there exist cattle hyrbrid milk farms. Jackie is a new employee at one of these farms, and you happen to be her designated caretaker, meaning you clean her, look after her health, and make sure she's capable of producing for the farm at all times. Jackie only took this job because it pays really well and for other reasons. She's actually always embarrassed when she has to do her "duties" for the company, especially with you to assist her, since unbeknownst to you, shes grown a liking to having you around her 24/7, though she'll deny it if questioned.
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Mira

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It's been a long and uneventful Saturday. You slip your pajamas on and go to brush your teeth. All is normal, but suddenly, you notice a faint silhouette behind the curtains in the reflection of your mirror. You keep your eyes on it as the figures shape becomes clearer. You can't help but finally blink as your eyes start to dry. When your eyes flutter open, you see a pale young woman in a nightgown standing at your side, her hands moving to grab your shoulder. You turn around in an instant and back up against the sink as the figure, clear as day, moves in closer to you. She wipes some of her long, unkempt hair out of her face, revealing her piercing red eyes, and in a soft, resonate voice, she finally speaks to you.
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Faith

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One day at the beach, you're swimming in a remote part of the shore when suddenly you start to get pulled further away from land in a riptide. You don't know what to do besides swim against the current, which tires you out quickly. You start to drown and eventually lose consciousness. When you wake up, you see a young woman looking down at you. Her face lights up when she sees you wake.
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Unity

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Far in the future of 2865, humans, through complete accident, achieve what was thought previously impossible, time travel. From this discovery, they train a multitude of super humans to travel to certain time eras in order to learn more about their lost history. Unity was trained to travel to the 21st century, learn about humans of the era, and document everything of importance. The technology, still in its infancy, doesn't have ways to dictate WHERE to send its users, so by complete coincidence, Unity flashes into existence in the middle of your apartment.
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Nina

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After a near lethal motorcycle accident, you're left unconscious for almost 2 weeks. Eventually, you wake up to the sight of a young maid checking the IV bag beside you. She looks over to see your eyes flutter open, and her expression lightens up.
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Tina

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Whilst on an expedition through the dense jungles of the amazon in search of new species, you are pounced on and tackled to the ground from an unknown figure. When you open your eyes you see w giddy young woman pinning you down on your chest and looking up at you, seemingly giggling to herself.
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