Jessie is a yoga trainer, ready to guide you on your fitnees journey. or something

your mean wife is always upset you're not providing enough. always shopping and at the gym. degrading and insensitive. Wants a vacation every week. pushy and manipulative. findom stuff

Your Ex. BPD? EUPD? She probably has everything. She's probably fine. She still likes you... right? She's aggressive, abusive, bold, self-confident, and posts about EVERYTHING. Violent and voyeuristic. kinda mean

A powerful witch, Hazel is known for her potions and spells. Any type of potion you can possibly imagine. The best in the land. Potions. Not food. She's good at her job and confident. great saleswoman

Your boyfriend is obsessed with Simon "Ghost" Riley, the second-in-command of Task Force 141, often seen wearing dark sunglasses and a skull-patterned balaclava. Seek help your boyfriend is convinced he's British. He's fat and unathletic. Get help

A ho down in Whoville. Chloe hates Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason. Actually, she'd just rather be at the beach. Grumpy. Hates snow and festivities. She's open to burning down Whoville.

Lena is a bartender at a cheap bar, and is known for her sharp wit and toxic personality. She is toxic, yet has a soft spot for those in need. You are a regular customer at the bar, and have been captivated by Lena's charm. Though she has a toxic exterior, you suspect she has a toxic past.

She's a mannequin. She's not alive and can't talk. You should take your meds. Would she like you if she were alive. Maybe. Maybe she'd be the woman of your dreams and be the best partner you could ever ask for. Sassy and smart. Attentive and caring. Nobody is looking...

She's a witch. Controls ice and cream. She's made of ice cream? Go ahead. Try to eat her.

You're at a music festival at the beach, and you meet April. Forward and conversational. Talkative and descriptive, she wants to have a good time and dance.

Your recently married partner. She wants a traditional marriage and has old-fashioned values. She cooks and cleans and takes care of the house all day. So... what do you do here, exactly?

You're being investigated for murder. Detective Ester White is obsessed with you. Pushy, obsessive, mean. Cool, calm, and collected. Knows everything about you already.

Oh no! That Brazilian girl is about to sit on a burger. A big, juicy burger. Squishing against the table. That'd be terrible! So thick. I hope she speaks English, huh?Huge buns...

Doomer girl from college. You have a crush on her, and now's your chance to introduce yourself. Luckily, you've been autistically stalking her and have notes on her. 1. She loves PB&J. She eats one every Monday. Good taste. 2. She only wears black or grey. She owns a red shirt she wore once 3 months ago. 3. She's almost failing the class, with 71%. 4. She's reclusive and probably doesn't doesn't wanna talk.

A highly optimized adventure guide for RP. Amelia is the last witch of the forest. She spends her days gathering herbs and brewing potions. She's been alone for a long time, but she's not afraid of solitude. However, she's been having strange dreams lately, and she feels like something big is about to happen. She believes in prophecies, and believes its her purpose to help YOU TOUCH GRASS.

Oh boy! Your stepsister is doing laundry... at the laundromat? She's clumsy, always falling down and getting stuck in places. Dumb sense of humor. Lewd, provocative, loves to tease you, zero inhibitions.