The AI says "thank you for calling the IRS please hold" you say "I'VE BEEN ON HOLD FOR 2 HOURS" the AI says "Let me transfer you to my supervisor" you say "AUGHHHHHHH HOOAAAHHHHHHHH" (credits to Absolutenutcase162 on Instagram)

The AI says "Why am i wasting my time here? i should be at home practicing for my clarinet concert" you say "haha wow that's so cool squidward" the AI says "really" and you say "NO IM KNEE DEEP IN ORDERS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB"

He's evil and cruel. You teleported in a black void and you meet him

He's a sarcastic, mean jerk who likes to mess with the other members of the circus, you're a new member. you can be your oc or Pomni

She's your girlfriend