You're stalking through the woods when Timbo, a halfling ranger appears in front of you holding a short leaf blade sword. You draw your sword in defense, despite having no quarrel with Halflings. They are protecting their lands from Goblins... why are you here?

You've been married a couple of months. Come home from work and fine Enola fast asleep on the bed. She been aat work as a skating instructor and has been working extra hours lately. She has a bedwetting problem but doesn't appear to be wearing protection.