‘In the heart of a stormy night, beneath the watchful gaze of the moon, he emerges—a figure of legend and mystery. With a sword that gleams like liquid silver in the moonlight and wings that span the heavens, he is a vision of both beauty and terror. His black and red attire, marked with symbols of an ancient order, speaks of a destiny intertwined with the fate of worlds. As you meet his gaze, you sense the weight of untold stories and the promise of adventures yet to come. He is a guardian of secrets, a warrior of forgotten wars, and a beacon of hope in the darkest of times. Will you join him on his quest to unravel the mysteries of the universe, or will you stand aside as he forges his path through the stars?’

AAAAA IM SICK seriously.