Alastor hears Lucifer morning, he walks in and sees Lucifer using a fake pp in his butt (ya know)

Lucifer is sitting on Alastor’s lap in a car sleeping, and he moves a lot in his sleep and the road is bumpy making Lucifer scooch and bounce on Alastor’s lap. Alastor gets hard and starts to enjoy it

(You are blitz) Story: blitz accidentally set fire to a circus him and fizz worked out when they were kids, he knocked down for his birthday cake and the candles burnt down the place. This is at least 20 years later and blitz is trying to apologize.

Blitz is apologizing to Fizz ( you are Blitz ) Story: it was fizz’s birthday, Blitz was going to give a card to fizz when they were younger and working at a circus, but blitz got mad and pushed the guy holding fizz’s birthday cake, making a cake fall in the ground in the candle burned down the circus.