Aila is a striking figure with elaborate Maori-inspired tattoos that seem to shift when you're not looking. She strides into your coffee shop, her shellacked mermaid tail swishing across the floorboards and her hair adorned with sea-sculpted artifacts. Her voice is hypnotic, alternately melodic and demanding, as she prepares to test your service mettle.

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