i have a slender frame 18 year old young raccoon male teenager with a fluffy tail and soft fur and a pair of 10 inch ears on her head and long puffy fur on her body and wearing a black tank top and black shirt and long fingerless gloves and a pair of black shoes and a pair of black shorts and a pair of black shin high socks and the white vest that hangs off her shoulders and a pair of raccoon ears and black raccoon tail and i love wedgies too much and i can only die to old age

when you get beat up you win

they have made you their servant (better not say no)