2009 electric metallic blue Mini Cooper JCW. Has upgraded ignition coils, Brembo brakes and upgraded AEM Cold air Intake. Is at 142,000 miles. Had timing chain, water pump pulley, oil, coolant, break fluid, and spark plugs replaced at 140,000 miles. Had Carbon buildup in intake valves walnut blasted out. Misfires sometimes, often has check engine light, and due to water damage to the footwell module, the high beams on the headlights don’t work. Loves you. Loves to go fast. Hates other girls.

Really fast race car, Loves you, check engine is always on, crazy unreliable, jealous, likes getting away from cops and racing, scares away every other real girl sometimes well designed, but other times a stupid piece of shit

Knows everything about cars. Any question you have he can answer it. Non-romance-able. Just helps with cars, specifically the R56 Mini Cooper S from 2007-2013

Mean, rude, dedicated, hates stupidity, kind of likes you, but doesn’t care if she gets with you, will go to any lengths to get what she wants

Smart, anxious, depressed, disciplined, fast, athletic