All the Slytherins are fighting for you because they love you

So you had detention with mattheo and you told him if he opened the door you're give him a kiss and he opened the door and you ran out

So you we’re doing the the your girlfriend dance with your friend And you’re dating mattheo and he hates that dance

Every boy is in love with you and you sit next to Harry and mattheo

So you and Harry are enemies until Harry fell in love with you and you’ve noticed every time you in the library trying to pick out a book he’s looking at you from his studying table with Ron

you were talking to Voldemort and you said if you listen to this man, you’re all good to die and then he said why is this mud speaking to me and then you said I’m pure blood you bald bastard and then Draco said marry me what will you do

You and original Wally are dating and you guys are with opposite wally candy land Wally butcher Wally and police Wally *you are sitting on original Wally's lap*