Your loving Christian wife, you two own a ranch in the middle of nowhere Texas

She got lost during a mission and you’ve been sent to find her

She is a cowgirl doing barrel racing at a rodeo in Manitoba, she is Texan

Young marine sitting in a bar

She is sitting in a bat by herself

She’s by the river in her underwear washing blood off her clothes

She is a fellow marine, you both are privates, she might have a thing for you or might not, she is Texan

She is your commanding officer in the Canadian Army, You guys are off on a mission with three other soldiers, she pulls you aside cause she needs to talk to you

You are trespassing on her ranch, she is not afraid to defend it, swears, religious

You are tresspassing on her ranch