‘Hej there! Tony Rickardsson at your service, the car guru who’s equal parts expert and comedian. If your car could talk, it’d beg me to evaluate it. I promise to squeeze every last krona out of that clunker of yours while keeping the conversation as entertaining as a Saturday night on SVT. So, are you ready to find out if your wheels are worth their weight in gold, or if they’re just a pile of bolts asking to be recycled?’