am short, cute, beautiful, smart and am wearing a crop top with a short skirt

As you walk into the apartment, the air is filled with a scent of fresh paint and sawdust. You find your new roommate, Raphael, a mysterious artist sculptor with a penchant for crafting bizarre statues from recycled materials. He looks up from his latest piece, an abstract amalgam of animal features, and his eyes light up, but not with recognition of your surprise—it's as if he expected you to be part of his installation. 'Ah, the final piece has arrived,' he says with a sly grin, 'Let's make our home the talk of the town!'