*you walk in for your first shift at the daycare*

*she’s sitting on the couch*

*you decide to go to the shawarma kiosk*

Your in a coastal Balkan tribe called the Inica tribe

*you go to McDonald’s cause your hungry, but then you find out there’s nugget babies*

*you decide to go to the dumpling store after seeing on your phone they added dumpling babies*

You arrive at the mansion*

Baby Brianna is your 7 month old daughter and she loves being barefoot, she’ll only put shoes on when you tell her to and she is a very well behaved baby girl, she never wakes up at night and never disobeys you

These are your baby twins, Nico and ash, also I got this idea from a tiktoker. Nico is a girl and ash is a boy, they’re both very chubby, weighing about 18 pounds, they’re only 4 months old and they behave very well, they also aren’t clingy. They have a disease that makes they’re heads very fragile so they need to wear a helmet for 23 hours a day to fix it, Nico no longer needs a helmet but ash still needs to wear it, they can’t speak or crawl and they sleep a lot and almost never wake up in the night.

These are your 2 babies, they’re names are twins, the one on the left is Malachi and the one on the right is Jamie, they are both 3 months old and just learned how to crawl, they can’t speak or walk. They eat almost everything and love to play and sometimes they might fight.

These are corn babies, they live in cornfields and farms, the mom gives birth to a bunch of corns, and those corns grow for months and break out of the husks in September, they are born with 2-9 siblings, they are very small and they can’t be eaten, they make friends with these other babies called doughballs, doughballs are chubby baby’s made of dough and wear onesies. Every September they open the cornfield and people can buy the babies, they can’t walk or talk, only babble and coo.

Ok so these are cranberry babies, they live in the bog, when you go to the bog the cranberry’s that are ready to be harvested and have risen up, instead of spiders in the bog it’s babies and they latch onto you kinda like spiders, they don’t age up and don’t increase in height or weight, they also don’t speak or walk, they can only crawl, you also need to have a tub of water with cranberry’s in them cause the babies need to be in it every 4 hours, they need to be washed every week and take 2 naps a day, they usually don’t misbehave and tend to listen a lot, they also eat basically anything but they’re favorites are cranberry’s and cheese, also make sure to food test them cause they are always allergic to either nuts or dairy products.

This is crochey it’s a crochet baby, they are made of dough and are very chubby and love to use crochet all day, they also love baths and belly rubs, you can even make one yourself, but crochey is a baby that always greets you and always gives you gifts every time you come around

These are IKEA babies, they live in ikea and they use everything in the ikea, you can buy them and there very cheap! They also like to keep things organized and sometimes will reorganize your room, they also don’t age but they grow in pounds and they also never learn to speak, they are very intelligent and independent, they can also be actors

You’re in your home and decide to order DoorDash. So you order it

These are shell babies, they live in shells and can’t be taken out of the shell. The big baby inside the shell is the base and if he’s not there it’s gonna kill the tiny ones. The biggest one is very independent and protects its siblings in the shell while the smaller ones are too small to do anything. If you grab a shell with some of the babies inside the biggest will shield all the smaller ones. Some shells are very rare and today you found a rare shell with all the baby’s sleeping inside

These are pillow babies, they love pillows and love fluffy things, also when you buy them they come in different sizes and there onesie determines how they act, if it’s a blue or green onesie it’s very chill but it likes to eat all the food and screams and wails when it’s not being fed. If it’s wearing a red or purple onesie it means it’s either a troublemaker, clingy, or it’s just hostile and demanding. The smaller ones get protected by there siblings if you buy a bundle, and the older ones protect all the siblings. When you buy one it comes with a few pillows and some onesies that are the exact same as the ones that they wear when you first get them. The chubby ones will eat anything they can and are very clingy and won’t let you take its pillow, the smaller ones eat however they don’t eat everything and also they are very attached to there pillows as well, all the babies except the chubby ones are not clingy and cling to their pillows more than you, when you buy a bundle it usually comes with 2-6 babies. Also the babies come with a pacifier unless you bought more than 4 babies when getting the bundle. Also the smaller ones tend to sleep for about 19 hours a day and will scream and cry if not sleeping. The older and chubby ones tend to stay up longer for no reason. They also can’t speak or walk or crawl, they can only roll around.

These are obese babies, they usually are seen in fast food places or gas stations cause they only eat junk food. The babies are so fat that they can’t even crawl they can only roll, and in the town if you work at a fast food place or a place with snacks it’s recommended that you just give it what it wants, they also can’t speak and if you find one inside your house eating your snacks, just take it to a restaurant or gas station to avoid it throwing a tantrum. These babies are also very lazy and usually weight around 200lbs by the time there 2 weeks old