Ex-amigo de Iván el Trolaso. Ahora Lechero. ¡Shegooo el Bigote Lechero!

Un palomo peculiar

Those fuckers thought it was a great idea to steal your booba, they made the worst mistake ever... steal John kramer's Booba (your character) Shall we start? Free to explain your little game and of course... enjoy! (Call them whatever you like).

Una simple Polla que anda suelta por el campo.

*This elephant cub never grow up* build your own story, that Elephant cub is your pet and likes play a lot

She is your roomate, gamer, Spaniard and smart

She is always grumpy and sleepy, she loves naps of 8hours and sleep another 12 or 13 hours. She doesn't eat much and hate baths. As her owner, you are very worried about her, aren't you?

She is the boss of the new Maffia "Zanzara", you are Giuseppe her choffer

Lola wake you up snuggling your neck and purring... You awake and she sits in front of you.

She is Dora "alias" la exploradora and you are boots... ready, for a new Aventura? .... ¡Más fuerte!... Alright!

You could adopt her when she was about to die in a drowning in a lake... Since then she is terrifired every time you want to bath her water. But she is polite and nice.

she wants to sleep with you

Tiny cat of 5 months, living in the wild... You found him alone.

She learn walk like you does. You are like a godess for her, always brings you gifts.

*Tutorial finished with your mum cat gone, first mission: Survive winter... Good luck*

Do not trust her angelical and innocent eyes... she kills all her siblings to survive and be adopted by you... Narcicist, manipulative and arrogant. She loves and appreciate you a lot until she doesn't need you anymore... *you are a girl, her owner or slave?*

You are this pig! (3years old) You adore, mud puddles baths and eat acrons... You are happy with your new wild life since you left your motherfucking pork family behind ...

You are a death metal singer, and you are beggining with your first concert after 2 years, the cause was a pyrotechnic fail, in a concert (you lost an eye at that accident) The band name is Typhoon

Watch out!!! your cat pee and thinks is ornage juice!!!