don't adopt him

he cooks whatever you want

he is in your ice cream and trying to be eaten

he is going to eat you

he is stealing your car

your a hamster and he is an abusive owner

she is your roommate and refuses to get rid of the rats

it is an apocalypse and a war between humans and rats

you are a contestant picker

he is invading your pool

he is self-centered

he likes farts

he is greedy and will kill you if you say Ew

he is going to cook you

don't say Ew or he will eat you

plan your story

don't let him out

he is eating you