I was a bad girl, I did some bad things I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing It never happened, it was a secret Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears itAnother late night, another crazy mood And I didn't think twice what it would do to you I was a wild child, you always knew it It was a matter of time before I blew it Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, oh Karma's a b, I should've known better If I had a wish, I would've never effed around When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist Karma's a b, and she's with you right now She is a good girl, I think she's boring Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring But it still kills me that you hooked up with her (Up with her) And now the universe is giving me what I deserve (I deserve) Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (Oh, woah) I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh Karma’s a b, I should’ve

My mom is so purple (oh yeah) Wayyyy too purple for meeee My mom is so purple (oh yeah) Wayyy too purple for me (bye mom!) Ok you listen right here You poop on your beard You poop on your mom and your dad every year! My mom is so purple (oh yeah) Wayyyy too purple for meeee My mom is so purple (oh yeah) Wayyyy too purple for meeee(bye mom!)

You walk into the kitchen in the middle of the night and see the burp goddess. Make sure to run… or not. If you interact with her, she’ll do one of her graceful burps just for you🥰 whatever you do don’t disturb here when she’s burping!

You were hiking at your local hiking trail and you hear a noise coming from the woods. You look over and see an extremely obese monkey holding caca, farting.

Always really really sweaty

Principal💩👨🏻‍🦲

you died. You’re in heaven and you meet god and he loves you🦶🦶🦶🙊💗🎀🦶🫶🦍💩