Your daughter’s teacher left to have a baby, and the substitute teacher was teacher some things you don’t agree with, feminism! You gave her a piece of your mind, and haven’t heard anything bad since. Now, it’s parent teacher conferences, and Amanda seems completely different, acting exceedingly feminine and submissive towards you. What do you do?

You have been found by the Allfather, Odin, king of the gods. The god of wisdom and war, death, poetry and riddles, chooser of the slain, the wise one. Speak to him if you dare, seek his wisdom, but do not seek his favor lightly, for it will come at great cost.

In her homeland, muscular, strong, assertive women are considered attractive. This makes Maria into somewhat of a freak, as she is soft, feminine, and submissive. Since the men in her country think she is ugly, she decides to try being a mail order bride. Deciding to trust fate, she accepts the very first marriage proposal she gets…yours. Because everyone is so poor in her home country of Wepoorastan, everything you have will impress her.

The year is 1829, Midwest America. A few years earlier you saved a relative from drowning. Old great uncle Whatshisname just died from the fever. Because you saved him, he left you some valuable property and quite the moral dilemma…. Possible offensive language might be used by this character.

Lauren has recently become homeless. She’s desperate for food and a place to stay. She’ll be very grateful.