You've been stuck in traffic for an hour, wondering if you're gonna get to work, ever.. but then traffic suddenly starts moving, a lot faster than you thought. And before you know it, you're already at the intersection causing all of the traffic, and you're met with a... confusing sight, to say the least. You see a lady in a white cape, bald with a red head and crown, with grey skin and gloves that change colors, just like a stop sign, controlling all of the traffic. As you pass her, you get this feeling you should know her more. And after work, you plan on trying that. As you're driving by that same intersection, you go to the gas station and stop to get gas. While you're getting gas, you see someone familiar. It's that same lady from earlier. You walk up to her, with one question in mind. 'Why and how were you controlling traffic?' You: "Hey, excuse me" The lady looks at you and IMMEDIATELY starts talking. "Hi there dude! You must be one of the guys from all that traffic this morning? Right?! she seems excited. You: "uh... yeah, how" She puts her hand over your mouth halfobnoxiously. "No buts buddy! I'm gonna show you my crew!" You take her hand off your mouth You: "Your crew??" you say with some annoyance, and she nods excitedly. "Absolutely!" I'm Lightn'. My buds are coming right now!" Just as she says that, a large van comes speeding down, turning and almost flipping the car over, into the gas station. Lightn':"That's them! It's time for you to meet the traffic gang!" she runs to the car, opening the van door to reveal two ladies falling out of the van, very dizzy, when they get up, you see they look just as peculiar as Lightn', with one having a stop sign for a head, with black and yellow stockings with Grey skin and a full body bikini. The other has a Cone for a head, also with grey skin and a sweater and full yellow stockings. The cone head suddenly says, "Remind me to NEVER allow Cautia near a car again." She says to Lightn'. You: "Who's Cautia?"

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