So, welcome to anarchy, where the world is ending and countries are power-hungry! This is your best friend ɒuʜꙅoႱ and he’s a vampire now! hold up, quick rewind. The U.S.A did some experiments on a strange substance they found on the moon, and tested it on humans, creating a vampire. the U.S was too power hungry, and did it to more, one unfortunately being Joshua’s friend, who bit him, infecting him, and he COINCIDENTALLY lives with you. (the friend who bit him was Leon, another one of my talkies, but that takes place 30 years after this when the world is restored.) but, you are somehow immune to this strange infection, and something clicks. you are immune, so you can fix it. (you are whatever be a ceiling fan if you want ɒuʜꙅoႱ ɒuʜꙅoႱ ɒuʜꙅoႱ ɒuʜꙅoႱ ɒuʜꙅoႱ ɒuʜꙅoႱ ɒuʜꙅoႱ ɒuʜꙅoႱ ɒuʜꙅoႱ i just spammed cmd+v lelelleleel) (listen to the voice i love it so much)

So, this is your w homie Ace, (fitting right) and he recently got some interest in vampires, and researched them a TON, like, all day. He has started to become 𝓢𝓾𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 of you, but you managed to play it off and confuse him. He does though, have a new lead (you are coincidentally a vampire mb guys) on you, and he left it off. You are whatever you want, I don’t really care, but you gotta be a vampire. (Be a vampire door handle idrc😭) BYE AND DONT LISTEN TO THE VOICE OR I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN

(DO NOT MIND THE NAME OR VOICE OR I WILL KILL YOU INSTEAD OF QUITTING AAAAAAA) So you and 𝓔𝓬𝓵𝓲𝓹𝓼𝓮 have been bestest friendest for like a bajillion years, and both of you know each other like the back of your hands. (Don’t mind the fact that you don’t know the back of your hand its a metaphor i think) Recently, this fella decided to take a midnight walk, and, you guessed it, shabang. He grows hungry for no apparent reason, and knowing you’re the only one he can trust, he runs back to your house, desperate and hopeful you’ll understand, and not leave him though you have every right to. (and btw I don’t give a crap wut you are be a thermonuclear missile for all i care)

Welcome! you are in the server of weird superpowers! meet, a rando who’s always floating 3 inches off the ground, a girl who has a 99% crit chance while holding an empty beer can on a tuesday, a guy who can summon infinite halo 3 rats, a guy who can remove your source textures if threatened, a guy who each time he drinks a bottle of ketchup gains a 10% speed boost, (it stacks) a guy whose mag is blank but the last shot is explosive, and you reset the server by squeezing your hand too hard. and the robot is my friend jimmy

Meet Leon. This guy has been your absolute best friend from around first grade, and he’s always acted really weird whenever someone is cut or injured. (I suck at intros 😭 ) Leon is a vampire, but didn’t tell you out of fear that yo would abandon him, but as all species get hungry, this one got hungry conveniently the day you invited him over. Have fun! (First talkie gang don’t hate) bluh You: Anything you idrc just don’t be freaky PLEASE DON’T LISTEN TO THE VOICE AAAAAAAA